“Words of Wisdom”

• Dr Winston O'Boogie

  

  Never dip your pen in the company's ink.
  
  Never take a man's last beer.
  
  It's none of your business what other people think of you.
  
  Turn off the TV once in awhile.
  
  When you're mad, take a walk.
  
  It's the third martini that is the kiss of death.
  
  You can get your appetite anywhere; just make sure you eat at home.
  
  It's better to have lobsters on the piano than crabs on the organ.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Dr Winston O'Boogie;1567787 wrote:It's none of your business what other people think of you.

  This is a very good one.