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  • sleeper
    like_that;1567840 wrote:You are working too hard if that's what it takes for you in DC.
    Well I don't sleep with trolls or women not on birth control so that takes away a significant amount of opportunities. I've found most women that I'd consider sleeping with value only financial security in their partner or a prestigious job title. Is there anything more sexy than "Consultant"?
  • Iliketurtles
    sleeper;1567849 wrote:Well I don't sleep with trolls or women not on birth control so that takes away a significant amount of opportunities. I've found most women that I'd consider sleeping with value only financial security in their partner or a prestigious job title. Is there anything more sexy than "Consultant"?
    Yeah... I'd say a pro athlete would be #1.

    As for me there really isn't anything I regret buying I normally don't make large purchases often and if I do if only when I truely need it. Only thing I've bought recently that I didn't need was a Super Nintendo.
  • Automatik
    DC got the easy slores?
  • sleeper
    Automatik;1567991 wrote:DC got the easy slores?
    No easier than anywhere else if you have money.
  • like_that
    Automatik;1567991 wrote:DC got the easy slores?
    The women out number the men significantly. If you are somewhat intelligent (or at least pretend to be) you can definitely clean up.
  • vball10set
    sleeper;1567849 wrote: Is there anything more sexy than "Consultant"?
    Yes, billionaire.
  • sleeper
    like_that;1568010 wrote:The women out number the men significantly. If you are somewhat intelligent (or at least pretend to be) you can definitely clean up.
    This is true. However the problem is the tail isn't as sexy. You get a lot of the successful intelligent type women who are more interested in changing the world mostly because they aren't very attractive. On the flip side, there are a decent chunk of successful intelligent women(let's be honest here, the only ones I'd bother with) that are damn sexy but mostly all they care about is status/money.
  • sleeper
    vball10set;1568018 wrote:Yes, billionaire.
    Soon.
  • ernest_t_bass
    sleeper;1568172 wrote:This is true. However the problem is the tail isn't as sexy. You get a lot of the successful intelligent type women who are more interested in changing the world mostly because they aren't very attractive. On the flip side, there are a decent chunk of successful intelligent women(let's be honest here, the only ones I'd bother with) that are damn sexy but mostly all they care about is status/money.
    One night stands don't have the highest of standards.
  • Con_Alma
    My experience in DC is that there is a a large volume of opportunity for a "relationship" with women from all over the world.....much more so than most other big cities.
  • sleeper
    ernest_t_bass;1568174 wrote:One night stands don't have the highest of standards.
    I've actually never had a one night stand. It's policy to never sleep with a woman at the first meeting because I don't know enough about her to make a decision on whether she is good enough for me. I refuse to wear condoms as well so I have to find out first if she's on the pill. And for STDs women who sleep with guys at the first meeting are much more likely to have something and therefore price themselves out of ever having a chance with me anyways.
  • sleeper
    Con_Alma;1568175 wrote:My experience in DC is that there is a a large volume of opportunity for a "relationship" with women from all over the world.....much more so than most other big cities.
    Very true.
  • I Wear Pants
    sleeper;1568256 wrote:I've actually never had a one night stand. It's policy to never sleep with a woman at the first meeting because I don't know enough about her to make a decision on whether she is good enough for me. I refuse to wear condoms as well so I have to find out first if she's on the pill. And for STDs women who sleep with guys at the first meeting are much more likely to have something and therefore price themselves out of ever having a chance with me anyways.
    TIL sleeper is full of diseases.
  • sleeper
    I Wear Pants;1568272 wrote:TIL sleeper is full of diseases.
    Never had an STD. I was just tested last month because this girl wanted to see a clean report from my doctor because I told her how many girls I slept with and she thought the same thing.

    Plus, only gay people get STDs.
  • thavoice
    sleeper;1568290 wrote:Never had an STD. I was just tested last month because this girl wanted to see a clean report from my doctor because I told her how many girls I slept with and she thought the same thing.

    Plus, only gay people get STDs.
    The report just came out that two STDs jumped up 10%+ in men and they contribute it to man on man buttsex.....

    Am thinking if a girl wants to see a clean report before giving it up....she better be damned sexy to go through all that shit!
  • I Wear Pants
    sleeper;1568290 wrote:Never had an STD. I was just tested last month because this girl wanted to see a clean report from my doctor because I told her how many girls I slept with and she thought the same thing.

    Plus, only gay people get STDs.
  • sleeper
    thavoice;1568303 wrote:The report just came out that two STDs jumped up 10%+ in men and they contribute it to man on man buttsex.....

    Am thinking if a girl wants to see a clean report before giving it up....she better be damned sexy to go through all that shit!
    She is. She's an attorney down here and we still hook up from time to time.
  • like_that
    sleeper;1568172 wrote:This is true. However the problem is the tail isn't as sexy. You get a lot of the successful intelligent type women who are more interested in changing the world mostly because they aren't very attractive. On the flip side, there are a decent chunk of successful intelligent women(let's be honest here, the only ones I'd bother with) that are damn sexy but mostly all they care about is status/money.
    Well that's because you to to sign of the whale LOL. Go to an actual real bar and you can pick up a girl that is smart, sexy and independent. The key is to not sound like a key dumbass or douche and you have a good shot.
  • SportsAndLady
    like_that;1568326 wrote:Well that's because you to to sign of the whale LOL. Go to an actual real bar and you can pick up a girl that is smart, sexy and independent. The key is to not sound like a key dumbass or douche and you have a good shot.
    Not sure sleepers capable of not sounding like a douche, after reading this thread.
  • sleeper
    like_that;1568326 wrote:Well that's because you to to sign of the whale LOL. Go to an actual real bar and you can pick up a girl that is smart, sexy and independent. The key is to not sound like a key dumbass or douche and you have a good shot.
    I get plenty of women and I'll never go to that place ever again.
  • Commander of Awesome
    like_that;1568326 wrote:Well that's because you to to sign of the whale LOL. Go to an actual real bar and you can pick up a girl that is smart, sexy and independent. The key is to not sound like a key dumbass or douche and you have a good shot.
    More like Sign of the Faile amirite?

    Seriously though, that bar was pathetic.
  • like_that
    sleeper;1568341 wrote:and I'll never go to that place ever again.
    Well that's a step in the right direction.
  • Fly4Fun
    sleeper;1567820 wrote:I don't buy anything unless its a instrument designed to make myself more money or if it allows me to easily get into the pants of women. I've found out it only takes about $30(about 3 drinks in DC) to accomplish this. Honestly, I could probably just show them my bank account and it would accomplish the same thing.
    Okay, Barney Stinson.
  • Pick6
    Tiernan;1567230 wrote:A $25 Entertainment book for quality restaurants, events and things to do in Northeast Ohio. It only had 3 coupons.
    you would complain about regretting spending $25.



    "Loaded"