James Bond was an Alcoholic

• Tiernan

  A team of British doctors has studied all 14 of Ian Fleming's Bond novels and determined the famous spy drank 4x the recommended amount of alcohol during his adventures. They stated Bond would have had difficulty shooting straight, making quick decisions and getting it on with the ladies after consuming multiple Martinis as depicted.
  
  sonuvabitch...I might be James Bond! Well except for the part about having trouble with the ladies of course.
• Manhattan Buckeye

  Hmmm, the only film I remember him being drunk in was Skyfall when he went MIA after the Istanbul incident. The rest of the time he's ordering at most two drinks.
• Tiernan

  What part of the word "novel" don't you understand?
• Zombaypirate

  I have a few of the original paperbacks first edition, Bond was loaded no doubt. He was kind of super human though and could have handled all of it shooting and the ladies.
• Dr Winston O'Boogie

  

  Bond was an extraordinary man. I would have been a lousy Bond since I would have had to pass on some adventures due to hangovers.
• Al Bundy

  Tiernan;1553205 wrote:
  sonuvabitch...I might be James Bond! Well except for the part about having trouble with the ladies of course.

  Was bond also jealous of tressel, or is that just one of your traits?
• gut

  Maybe whiskey dick was Bond's secret to wooing the ladies
• Tiernan

  Al Bundy;1553240 wrote:Was bond also jealous of tressel, or is that just one of your traits?

  Ever notice how when some tool tries to do a cross-over thread joke it turns out really lame?
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Tiernan;1553214 wrote:What part of the word "novel" don't you understand?

  MB can read, so he's a step ahead in terms of understanding. lolfail
• like_that

  

  Was he also a dead beat father in the novels?
• Manhattan Buckeye

  Commander of Awesome;1553278 wrote:MB can read, so he's a step ahead in terms of understanding. lolfail

  Not only read, but also catch up on the story online - all of the stories show Connery and Craig ordering drinks. Obviously James Bond is a film icon, I'm going out on a limb and guess no one here has ever read one of Fleming's novels. Notice the OP neglected to post a link.
• Tiernan

  YTF would I post a link MB? This thread stands on its own w/o some fkn link.
• O-Trap

  

  Was Bond arrested for driving under the influence?
• Tiernan

  OMG that's a knee slapper O-clap! Where has my stalker been lately you funny funny dude?
• hasbeen

  

  This thread sucks.