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  • Dr. KnOiTaLL
    I understand that originality and creativity are huge in today's world, but this is freaking ridiculous...



    You are seeing that correctly. The child's name is Colt .45
  • sleeper
    Only in the Ore...
  • Dr. KnOiTaLL
    sleeper;1552555 wrote:Only in the Ore...
    The best part is that his brother's name is Hunter haha
  • gut
    and he's white! /sleeper

    Brother is named Hunter....hahaha
  • TedSheckler
    It's still better than this name.

  • ernest_t_bass
    Love it.
  • Fab4Runner
    Just found the mom on Facebook. She seems pretty lame.
  • Devils Advocate
    Girls:

    Assia – You just can’t give an American baby a name that contains the word “ass.”
    Beautyful and Pretty – She better be.
    Disney – Product placement?
    Erie – Lake, yes. Ontario or Michigan, maybe. But Erie is just eerie.
    Goodness – Most teenagers would take this as a dare.
    Ikea – A Big Box name.
    Money and Pryce – Uh…no.
    Richard – Every year there are a handful of girls named Richard….and George and David, and boys named Charlotte and Sophia. Clerical mistakes? Sometimes, probably. And then other times, they’re just mistakes.
    Rosary – Saints’ names and other religious names can work, but this takes baby-name-as-devotion too far.
    Shady – Weather names – Sunny, Snow – can work, but then there’s the other meaning of Shady.
    Stonie – Will create a rocky path for your child.
    Vegas – What happens in Vegas…
    Younique – Unfortunately not.
    Boys:
    Abass – See Assia.
    Carrion – Baby name roadkill.
    Dolton – If Colton is a popular baby name, and Bolton and Knowlton can work as first names, then Dolton….nah.
    Emperor – Why not Tyranius?
    Hamlet – Shakespearean names as far out as Romeo can work, but Hamlet is also saddled with that “Ham” syllable.
    Handsome – See Beautyful and Pretty.
    Harshit – Harshit and Harshita are Sanskrit names with a lovely meaning: full of happiness. But they don’t translate well into English.
    Kartier – Klassy.
    Maximum – Max or Maxim would have made the point.
    Messer – Takes the Badass Baby Name idea, ala Ranger and Wilder, too far.
    Patch – Future pirate?
    Princeten or Prinston – Maybe he’ll get into Yale.
    Ralphy – Middle name: Boy.
    Rambo – Scary, yet not as scary as the six boys named (yes, really) Rage.
    Vader – Ready for a lifetime of Star Wars jokes?
  • Mohican00
    TedSheckler;1552569 wrote:It's still better than this name.

    that's a great name
  • Flash
    Should of named him Richard Dick. Then you could call him Dick Dick.
  • Ironman92
    Former students....

    Kelly Kelley

    Daiquiri and Margarita (sisters)

    D'sire (desire)

    Angel Cherry (not a porn star)

    I had a new kindergarten student come in and asked him his name....Hah wee (Harley) I asked him his last name and he said Davidson. Later that day I found out that was not his name at all.....later that year I actually had a new kindergarten kid come in and his name actually was Harley Davidson.

    And my favorite....

    Miracle Tebow
  • Tiernan
    Colt .45 "just shot out" when he was born according to his Dad, Remington.
  • Tiernan
    ccrunner609;1552671 wrote:Grandpa name Winchester?
    No...THAT would be stupid.
  • Tigerfan00


    Kelly Kelly
  • Tiernan
    She named her boobs?