don't go shopping with your wife/girlfriend

• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  http://news.naij.com/53941.html
  
  you might kill yourself.
• like_that

  

  It is very stressful "bying" gifts for xmas.
• Belly35

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;1551336 wrote:http://news.naij.com/53941.html
  
  you might kill yourself.

  That guy looked at the glass as being half empty. Completely missed the potential to do good for man kind.
  Oh no! This is the perfect opportunity to take the little lady shopping. What better situation for a card carrying CCW to lock and load for the holiday. Let’s suggest walking throw that dimly lit parking lot, drive over to Marc or Dollar store for a few items and the potential robbery situation. Hey! How about sending her to the car a head of you and you lag back for a clear shot….. Better yet stay in the car/ truck and watch for her to come out and get mugged before unloading that 8 round mag. Christmas shopping is better that a deer stand…mofo
  
  Ths the season the thin the herd … So when that special person in your life wants to go shopping in the evening just say … thank you I love you and where the ammo.
• Mooney44Cards

  

  I can't lie......I've thought about it.
• Fab1b

  

  Mooney44Cards;1551399 wrote:I can't lie......I've thought about it.

  Me too
• Tiernan

  Mooney44Cards;1551399 wrote:I can't lie......I've thought about it.

  
  I've thought more about throwing her over the balcony instaed...
• thavoice

  Tiernan;1551546 wrote:I've thought more about throwing her over the balcony instaed...

  Ditto, and also offing myself, and sometimes doing it all at once......
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Belly35;1551378 wrote:That guy looked at the glass as being half empty. Completely missed the potential to do good for man kind.
  Oh no! This is the perfect opportunity to take the little lady shopping. What better situation for a card carrying CCW to lock and load for the holiday. Let’s suggest walking throw that dimly lit parking lot, drive over to Marc or Dollar store for a few items and the potential robbery situation. Hey! How about sending her to the car a head of you and you lag back for a clear shot….. Better yet stay in the car/ truck and watch for her to come out and get mugged before unloading that 8 round mag. Christmas shopping is better that a deer stand…mofo
  
  Ths the season the thin the herd … So when that special person in your life wants to go shopping in the evening just say … thank you I love you and where the ammo.

  What fuck talkin bout?
• Belly35

  

  DeyDurkie5;1551576 wrote:What fuck talkin bout?

  When you use the word "fuck" in the majority of your post does that make you feel good about yourself... are you still eleven?
  
  
  fixed
• Devils Advocate

  

  Belly35;1551657 wrote:When you use the work "fuck" in the majority of your post does that make you feel good about yourself... are you still eleven?

  
  No. He's fucking drunk. Who gives a fuck, you old fucker.
• Zombaypirate

  Is it wrong to laugh when reading that? BWhahahahahahaha.