Internet hood speak

• O-Trap

  

  Can someone decipher this?
  
  "Im really fskw doe like forreal ik not even feelin dat like who would think thats coo"
  
  Just read this on Facebook. It was too absurd not to share with the world.
  
  Can someone translate?
• O-Trap

  

  My money is on Belly, for what it's worth.
• Pick6

  

  i think i got it all besides "fskw"
• Pick6

  

  "Im really fskw though, like for real. I know not even feeling that like who would think that's cool?"
  
  
  I credit this skill..I dont who I credit this skill to.
• GoChiefs

  

  Feeling Some Kinda Way
• hang_loose

  Thanks GoCheifs for the translation..... For some reason, I feel older:RpS_w00t:!
• GoChiefs

  

  hang_loose;1540157 wrote:Thanks GoCheifs for the translation..... For some reason, I feel older:RpS_w00t:!

  I had to Google it.
• Wally

  So it's a lotta words that doesn't really mean anything.
• dlazz

  GoChiefs;1540156 wrote:Feeling Some Kinda Way

  [video=youtube;-KKbdErJkiY][/video]
• Tiernan

  Thuggers...go figure.
• Heretic

  

  This is the sort of topic we really need Sage to come back to enlighten us on. Internet hood speak was sort of his forte.
• O-Trap

  

  Tiernan;1540250 wrote:Thuggers...go figure.

  This would be a "thuggette," if we're going to use such a term. She used to be a part of the youth center program here in Akron. All in all, she's actually a good lady, but MAN, sometimes it's hard to understand what she's saying.
  
  Sometimes I just read her status updates for the lulz.
• O-Trap

  

  Got another:
  
  "Wth ppl man dnt evn kno me doe u all bout u wanna taste bt noe its not gon go dwn and yass block smh"
  
  
• O-Trap

  

  And moar:
  
  "I shudnt have to compete wit u like wtf just does that"
  
  At some point, why capitalize the 'I'?
• O-Trap

  

  "Now ppl just hollin on my n****s name gtfoh wit dat shit your not bout dat life!"
  
  
  Anyone?
  
  She's clearly a very classy lady.
• said_aouita

  

  mofo
• BRF

  

  Belly hasn't hit this thread yet?
• dlazz

  BRF;1541434 wrote:Belly hasn't hit this thread yet?

  It doesn't have anything to do with prepping, Obama, or guns.
  
  He has no reason to click it.
• cruiser_96

  

  Airplane?
• gport_tennis

  How about this for internet hood speak.
  
  Dnt qet shit twisted u left me to qo live wit ur ex wife's dad!! I didn't fuccn leave u cuzz ur broke I tried numerous times to qet ur ass bacc home but u dnt qive a fucc about us!! U fuccd me over on all the bills left me to pay all of thm by myself knowinq I can't do it, (person's name)you did this not me so I hope ur fuccn happy!! I need to find a roommate ASAP!
• gport_tennis

  OR
  
  Karma karma karma oh how I have missed you ppl think I have dumbass wrote across my forehead but hows tht sayn qo a pictures worth a thousand words.smh dnt nobody know the fuccn meaninq of loyalty respect fuccn honor && mostly marriaqe!!! Hope ur fuccn happy, history has a way of repeatinq itself keep tht in mind I love my son
• O-Trap

  

  Beautiful.
  
  Is this person using the letter 'q' in place of 'g'? I don't even understand the point of that.
  
  I could at least understand most of it, but it's still rough.
  
  And the last one is hilarious with tacking on "I love my son" on the end. What the hell does that have to do with anything?
• Mohican00

  

  O-Trap;1541738 wrote:And the last one is hilarious with tacking on "I love my son" on the end. What the hell does that have to do with anything?

  he be a responsible man
• O-Trap

  

  Mohican00;1541741 wrote:he be a responsible man

  dnt think he dnt take care hs son
• TexasDeck

  

  wasup me homies, ise got a triv fo you. me waz hittin te old lady from behind bac n te crib laz nite wen the hoe turnz arond an sez toz give it toz her like ise was hittin hers mommas pickle jar onz te backside wita broom.Does anyone know what the hell she was wanting me to do?