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Comet Ison

  • ernest_t_bass
    Google, ETB, derp.

    OK, now that we have that out of the way, anyone following Comet Ison? I have a friend who is trying to sell me conspiracy crap. Will it hit earth? Anyone following this?
  • cruiser_96
    Illuminati?

    ps: Ain't buying it.
  • WebFire
    ernest_t_bass;1523694 wrote:Google, ETB, derp.

    OK, now that we have that out of the way, anyone following Comet Ison? I have a friend who is trying to sell me conspiracy crap. Will it hit earth? Anyone following this?
    Conspiracy? Like humans can control where comets can hit?
  • TedSheckler
    I'm going to be cutting off my balls and penis this weekend and head to Footlocker to get a new pair of black Nike shoes.
  • ernest_t_bass
    WebFire;1523702 wrote:Conspiracy? Like humans can control where comets can hit?
    My friend is a nut job, claiming the gubment will use the comet as a reason to shut all power off. LOL.

    http://www.universetoday.com/101798/
  • cruiser_96
    ernest_t_bass;1523709 wrote:My friend is a nut job, claiming the gubment will use the comet as a reason to shut all power off. LOL.

    http://www.universetoday.com/101798/
    Never let a crisis go to waste!
  • Heretic
    ernest_t_bass;1523709 wrote:My friend is a nut job, claiming the gubment will use the comet as a reason to shut all power off. LOL.

    http://www.universetoday.com/101798/
    Well, after reading your response to the whole official line of how "Christians are terrorists isn't an official stance" in the Poli forum, I'm guessing your friend knows he has someone dumb enough to believe in any conspiracy theory, so he's fucking with you.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Heretic;1523739 wrote:so he's fucking with you.
    LOL, I wish this were true. He believes in all of this shit. My comment in the Poli forum was just stating how believing that the government is honest is just as dumb as believing a conspiracy theory.
  • said_aouita
    I'm sure if it's really gonna hit us we will hear about it.
  • Heretic
    ernest_t_bass;1523747 wrote:LOL, I wish this were true. He believes in all of this shit. My comment in the Poli forum was just stating how believing that the government is honest is just as dumb as believing a conspiracy theory.
    Sounds like your friend would fit in with my office, since we have one person who's conspiracy theory crazy. And will go off on weird rants regularly.

    Leading to me putting my headphones on and blocking everything out. Odium Generis Humani and all that...
  • Devils Advocate
    Ison ------------>. Iseoff.
  • SnotBubbles
    RIP Bruce Willis. Thanks for saving planet earth.

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/12/03/248202813/comet-ison-is-no-more-nasa-says
  • Sonofanump
    TedSheckler;1523706 wrote:I'm going to be cutting off my balls and penis this weekend and head to Footlocker to get a new pair of black Nike shoes.
    My first thought also.