No good morning threads .. Few days

• Belly35

  

  Heading to Chicago for a VP position interview... Tomorrow so No Good morning for the next few days...
  The company needs me more than I need to work. If the numbers are right and the perks are good, i will think about it. I'm really interviewing the company to see if I can build something ...
• Wally

  Good luck
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Dynamite thread, A++
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  No one asked or gives a fuck what you're doing.
• vdubb96

  

  Good luck you ol' mofo!
• Tiernan

  Don't take the essay test dude.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1497938 wrote:I will be glad to keep it going for you mofo.

  That mighty nice of you.
• Belly35

  

  Tiernan;1497952 wrote:Don't take the essay test dude.

  Companies, want me for my knowledge and skills, I tell them up front about my reading, spelling and grammar if they want some liberal art english major then great but if they fail it will cost double.
• BRF

  

  Go get 'em, Belly!
• Tiernan

  I know what you mean...companies have always hired me on the spot for my breathtakingly good looks and sparkling charm. Later when they realize they've fucked up they are so embarrassed by their incompetency they just say what the hell keep him around.
• dlazz

  Who is going to hire a 60-something dyslexic and racist old man who rants about Obama all of the time and wears an eye-patch?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Belly35;1497974 wrote:Companies, want me for my knowledge and skills, I tell them up front about my reading, spelling and grammar if they want some liberal art english major then great but if they fail it will cost double.

  
  Obama!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  dlazz;1498040 wrote:Who is going to hire a 60-something dyslexic and racist old man who rants about Obama all of the time and wears an eye-patch?

  
  dlazz.ten
• Heretic

  

  Apparently, Belly has accepted the VP position with the Afghan Cyber Army after the events of this evening. Because I think he was the one who personally typed out their manifesto.
• hasbeen

  

  You let them know you're interviewing them. 'Listen, motherfuckers, I ask the questions.'
• Belly35

  

  dlazz;1498040 wrote:Who is going to hire a 60-something dyslexic and racist old man who rants about Obama all of the time and wears an eye-patch?

  Not the company that hired a flunky Ohio State IT grad who hate his job becuse it not what he expected ... Dumb shit
• dlazz

  Belly35;1498331 wrote:Not the company that hired a flunky Ohio State IT grad who hate his job becuse it not what he expected ... Dumb shit

  
  A flunky OSU grad is better than an A-student at a MAC school.
  
  Enjoy!
• Belly35

  

  dlazz;1498355 wrote:A flunky OSU grad is better than an A-student at a MAC school.
  
  Enjoy!

  Eat shit a die I graduated with a maybe a 3.0 GPA from a MAC school Those A Studnet now ask me for help Sorry I take that back those Ivy Grads need me also...
• Heretic

  

  dlazz;1498355 wrote:A flunky OSU grad is better than an A-student at a MAC school.
  
  Enjoy!

  Lol, spoken from the Sleeper School of Laughable Hyperbole.
• dlazz

  Heretic;1498417 wrote:Lol, spoken from the Sleeper School of Laughable Hyperbole.

  
  The SSLH is a well respected, accredited organization.
• said_aouita

  

  Belly35;1498382 wrote:Eat shit a die I graduated with a maybe a 3.0 GPA from a MAC school Those A Studnet now ask me for help Sorry I take that back those Ivy Grads need me also...

  Thank goodness MAC schools recognize dyslexia. You would have just been called a dumb ass if you attended a B10 school back then.
  
  
  
• TedSheckler

  

  Belly35;1498382 wrote:Eat shit a die I graduated with a maybe a 3.0 GPA from a MAC school Those A Studnet now ask me for help Sorry I take that back those Ivy Grads need me also...

  They don't teach commas and periods at MAC schools.
• redrocket

  

  Good luck and have a safe trip.
• Tiernan

  Heretic;1498237 wrote:Apparently, Belly has accepted the VP position with the Afghan Cyber Army after the events of this evening. Because I think he was the one who personally typed out their manifesto.

  Nice one.
• Heretic

  

  TedSheckler;1498456 wrote:They don't teach commas and periods at MAC schools.

  dont need punctuation to get mad chicks mofo