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  • Tigerfan00
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  • Ironman92
    ccrunner609;1496970 wrote:Man Shawn Kemp has lost some weight

    Antonio Cromartie I think
  • gut
    You're telling me he doesn't fully support those 27 kids? I'm shocked.

    This guy needs to be "fixed" like the dog he is.
  • O-Trap
    How ... how do you not start using a condom at SOME point before reaching 27?
  • gut
    O-Trap;1496986 wrote:How ... how do you not start using a condom at SOME point before reaching 27?
    By the same token, after a certain point why would you suddenly start caring?

    He's only 39. Should easily sire another dozen kids before he hangs up the silk shorts.
  • O-Trap
    gut;1496991 wrote:By the same token, after a certain point why would you suddenly start caring?

    He's only 39. Should easily sire another dozen kids before he hangs up the silk shorts.
    I dunno. It seems like if you start digging a hole, and you realize you've dug too deep to get out, you still don't keep digging.
  • gut
    O-Trap;1496996 wrote:I dunno. It seems like if you start digging a hole, and you realize you've dug too deep to get out, you still don't keep digging.
    Nawhhwwwww...he's been digging laterally for years

    There's also the U-boat syndrome...Once you've passed crush depth and are doomed, then it becomes a question of just how deep you can get.
  • O-Trap
    gut;1497046 wrote:Nawhhwwwww...he's been digging laterally for years

    There's also the U-boat syndrome...Once you've passed crush depth and are doomed, then it becomes a question of just how deep you can get.
    Laterally? I don't even understand that analogy.

    U-boat syndrome ... I must be crazy, because I'd still try to climb out.
  • gut
    O-Trap;1497048 wrote:Laterally? I don't even understand that analogy.
    Is it really that difficult? He's not actually digging deeper - I'm not sure how to phrase it, but at a certain point it becomes non-recourse fucking.

    There are no additional repercussions whether he fathers one more child or 20 more. You're projecting your own morals and responsibilities. This guy is flipping burgers - he doesn't care who buys and what happens.
  • O-Trap
    gut;1497054 wrote:Is it really that difficult? He's not actually digging deeper - I'm not sure how to phrase it, but at a certain point it becomes non-recourse fucking.

    There are no additional repercussions whether he fathers one more child or 20 more. You're projecting your own morals and responsibilities. This guy is flipping burgers - he doesn't care who buys and what happens.
    Oh, I'm not projecting my own anything. My first thought would be the legal responsibilities (handed down by the courts, not me), but perhaps I know too little about child support.

    As for morals, I frankly don't give a shit how many kids he has.
  • gut
    Courts can't take money he doesn't have.

    LOL, it's probably not even worth the legal fees for the baby mamma's to go after him for child support.
  • O-Trap
    gut;1497316 wrote:Courts can't take money he doesn't have.

    LOL, it's probably not even worth the legal fees for the baby mamma's to go after him for child support.
    I suppose. Still, the sooner he stops, the sooner the last one turns 18.