What would be your most unimaginable non-violent torture method

• SportsAndLady

  

  You're being held captive, and tortured. What non-violent torture method would drive you the most insane?
  
  For me...the bottom of my feet being tickled.
• TedSheckler

  

  Jerked off to death.
• SportsAndLady

  

  TedSheckler;1496259 wrote:Jerked off to death.

  "ooh yeah..yeahh. yeah...no! no! no!" *dies*
• said_aouita

  

  Non-stop 24/7 playing of Beevis and Butthead moronathon on an endless loop.
  
  kidding.
  
  
  
  Having to live in a house full of retarded fat people - That honey-boo boo tv show.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Having an everlasting boner, that kills you, because it's everlasting.
• BR1986FB

  Having my eyelids propped open while watching Honey Boo Boo's mom do a 24/7 totally nude lap dance.
• hasbeen

  

  Touching my shoulders or have someone write on a chalk board incorrectly(not putting the chalk at an angle. If you write straight on, the sound is awful).
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  Being trapped in a room with no entertainment other than a DVD play and the "Duck Dynesty" complete collection.
• SnotBubbles

  

  Non stop crying baby. Fuck babies.
• Tiernan

  Having a really plain looking woman in sensible shoes wanting to tell me about Jesus 24/7.
• Belly35

  

  Being chained in a set on this ride Swing Ship
  
  
• Fly4Fun

  

  Being Belly's personal editor.
• queencitybuckeye

  Riding in a car driven by Tiernan. You know what's going to happen, just not when.
• mcburg93

  

  Having my eyes propped opened with tooth picks and watching anything to do with feet. Fuck feet they are nasty as fuck.
• BR1986FB

  mcburg93;1496338 wrote:Having my eyes propped opened with tooth picks and watching anything to do with feet. Fuck feet they are nasty as fuck.

  This does not please Rex Ryan.....
• ernest_t_bass

  

  mcburg93;1496338 wrote:Having my eyes propped opened with tooth picks and watching anything to do with feet. Fuck feet they are nasty as fuck.

  Eyes propped open with tooth picks seems like it would be somewhat violent, so you fail. Negs.
• Laley23

  

  Being left in solitary. Id almost rather have (mild) torture that be left alone for days on end. I cant stand not being able to comunicate with the world/people.
• Heretic

  

  Being locked in a room with my one co-worker to listen to her complain about her job, family and assorted other things non-stop. Like she does in the office, but now I have nothing to do to occupy my time and no way to escape.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Heretic;1496369 wrote:Being locked in a room with my one co-worker to listen to her complain about her job, family and assorted other things non-stop. Like she does in the office, but now I have nothing to do to occupy my time and no way to escape.

  
• Automatik

  

  queencitybuckeye;1496327 wrote:Riding in a car driven by Tiernan. You know what's going to happen, just not when.

  LOL
• Heretic

  

  Commander of Awesome;1496376 wrote:

  That's so like her. Except for how that chick is drawn to look sex-worthy. The swamp-beast in my office makes the less-photogenic farm animals look disturbingly attractive.
• Iliketurtles

  

  Having to watch high school football with people from Steubenville.
• 4cards

  

  ...being trapped in a mens room w/Fairwood King
• Heretic

  

  4cards;1496482 wrote:...being trapped in a mens room w/Fairwood King

  Hey, if you were standing in front of a urinal and whipped it out, whatever he does to it is 5% your fault!
• Tiernan

  If your standing in front of an urinal your schlong is right at FWK's face height since he's in the wheelchair.