Do you dream?

• Dr. Heinz Fraudster

  I once had a dream that my chest was cover in thick fur like hair and I drove a helicopter down to the barbershop.
  Barbra Streisand worked there and had an afro and all gold teeth.
  She shaved my chest clean and placed the hair into plastic bags, she kept shaving and shaving and stuffing bags. Must have been a dozen bags of chest hair when she was done.
  Then she made a phone call and when she hung up the phone a guy that looked like Conan the Barbarian showed up and told me to follow him.
  He carried the bags of chest hair across the street where we entered a building and went don into the basement.
  There was some odd type of sweat shop with little persian girls weaving and sowing.
  In the blink of an eye they had made my chest hair into a persian rug.
  Conan threw it on his shoulder and we went outside and spread it out on the sidewalk.
  The rug seemed to be made of gold in the sunlight. Conan told me to sit down on it.
  I did as he asked me and the rug started flying.
  Me and my chest hair rug flew to distant lands and met many great people.
  I woke up feeling naked and very happy.
• TedSheckler

  

  None of your business.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I love life-like sex dreams.
• Sonofanump

  I dream in color.
• thavoice

  ernest_t_bass;1491437 wrote:I love life-like sex dreams.

  Keep those dreams between you and CCrunner to yourself...
• Rotinaj

  

  I remember like 1 or 2 dreams a month. Mostly just dumb shit.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  ccrunner609;1491561 wrote:Hey if ETB was in one of my sex dreams.....that would be a freakin nightmare. At least he could come on here and talk about how big my dick was!

  
  What the fuck is wrong with you?
• Devils Advocate

  

  ccrunner609;1491561 wrote:Hey if ETB was in one of my sex dreams.....that would be a freakin nightmare. At least he could come on here and talk about how big my **** was!

  
  Nawww..... If it was your dream, he couldnt se it because it would be stuffed in a boys ass.
• Tiernan

  Confident well adjusted individuals don't dream.
  
  I never dream.
• Tiernan

  Confident well adjusted individuals don't dream.
  
  I never dream.
• Curly J

  

  I dream almost nightly. Usually don't remember them them all when I wake up. I keep the TV on while sleeping and the background TV usually is the dialogue in my dream, with different actions/characters. It's cool.
• Dan Gilbert

  

  I dream almost nightly, I'll remember mainly the last one before I wake up. I usually wake up 1 to 2 times an hour throughout the night,
• gut

  The Obamaconomy crushed my dreams
• Devils Advocate

  

  gut;1491760 wrote:The Obamaconomy crushed my dreams

  You need to wake up from your Bush nighrmare
• thavoice

  ernest_t_bass;1491601 wrote:What the **** is wrong with you?

  Now you two just calm down, and seek some couples therapy.
• Con_Alma

  Unless you have had a brain injury you dream every night. We don't always remember them, however.
  
  The crazy, weird dreams tend to occur during the REM stage of sleep.
• Heretic

  

  I go through phases where I don't remember anything I dream for a while, and then seem to have some vivid dream (unfortunately not Vivid Entertainment-styled dream) on a nightly basis for a while.
  
  Seem to be in a dry phase for dreams now, so I must need to up my intake of the weed to get my brainwaves working like I want them to again.
• vdubb96

  

  My best dreams are usually if I have a good Drunj on. I sleep with the tv on too so sometimes I'll get some weird #### from that.
• said_aouita

  

  Heretic;1491891 wrote: Seem to be in a dry phase for dreams now, so I must need to up my intake of the weed to get my brainwaves working like I want them to again.

  Maybe you need better weed.
• #1DBag

  

  
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  said_aouita;1492105 wrote:Maybe you need better weed.

  
  
  
  I started taking a medication about a year ago that produces REALLY weird dreams just about every night. Not nightmares - just strange (Lady D'Friskies: "Of course..."). Usually has to do with my old job in a completely different line of work that I left over 15 years ago.
• OSH

  

  I hardly ever dream. If I do, I never remember them.
• Curly J

  

  vdubb96;1492010 wrote:My best dreams are usually if I have a good Drunj on. I sleep with the tv on too so sometimes I'll get some weird #### from that.

  
  True dat, but the drunj is with me nightly. The TV into the dream is the shit.
  
  Had my most vivid dreams when I was taking Chantix. The Wife did too. In hers she was always in a house looking for something. I say it was probably a Cigarette since we weren't smoking then.
• vdubb96

  

  Curly J;1492231 wrote:True dat, but the drunj is with me nightly. The TV into the dream is the ****.
  
  Had my most vivid dreams when I was taking Chantix. The Wife did too. In hers she was always in a house looking for something. I say it was probably a Cigarette since we weren't smoking then.

  Sugartits is crazy!!!!
• WebFire

  I rarely remember dreams because I sleep well. If you remember dreams every night, you probably aren't getting good sleep.