Turn on … get er up .. IT geek

• Belly35

  

  Other that Politician, Lawyer, Accountants IRS and Dentist .. IT Geeks are next on my list to put my foot up their ass. Never a strength answer, always a excuse, never have the right equipment and everyone else problem, updates always creates a problem … note to IT Guy you set the fucking system up, you can off line fix it and control the up dates, up grade our computer, website carrier, you can get in to the system from your office … I pay you to make sure I’m happy…
  
  When I come into the office, turn on my computer … it takes almost 10 minutes before I can even use the mofo. Log in, connect to file server, bring up report, website manager, download...</SPAN>
  
  At work how long does it take your computer to fire up and ready to use? </SPAN>
• justincredible

  

  I don't turn my computer off so it's always ready to go. It's also a laptop that I take home every night.
• Belly35

  

  justincredible;1476496 wrote:I don't turn my computer off so it's always ready to go. It's also a laptop that I take home every night.

  Some programs are connected to the file server and those after a peroid of time just close, you have to log back in
  I tried to just let my computer run but I still have to reconnect to internet, programs and file server.
• vdubb96

  

  My Computer boots right up. I also don't look at Animal ****. Hope this helps
• justincredible

  

  Belly35;1476504 wrote:Some programs are connected to the file server and those after a peroid of time just close, you have to log back in
  I tried to just let my computer run but I still have to reconnect to internet, programs and file server.

  
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  I put it in sleep mode. It takes 2.8 seconds to boot up.
• Heretic

  

  If anything, our IT doesn't want us to turn our computers off at night when we go home, because if they do any software work on them, they prefer it to be outside of regular working hours, so it doesn't disrupt day-to-day work.
  
  When I do have to restart, though, it doesn't take long at all. Unless the computer has software updates to do, in which case that can take a while. But the natural computer functions are just a moment or two.
• Belly35

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;1476519 wrote:I put it in sleep mode. It takes 2.8 seconds to boot up.

  WOW! Z4P you are on a roll today mofo.... This I will try today a see what happens tomorrow morning...
• Curly J

  

  Belly35;1476493 wrote:Other that Politician, Lawyer, Accountants IRS and Dentist .. IT Geeks are next on my list to put my foot up their ass. Never a strength answer, always a excuse, never have the right equipment and everyone else problem, updates always creates a problem … note to IT Guy you set the fucking system up, you can off line fix it and control the up dates, up grade our computer, website carrier, you can get in to the system from your office … I pay you to make sure I’m happy…
  
  When I come into the office, turn on my computer … it takes almost 10 minutes before I can even use the mofo. Log in, connect to file server, bring up report, website manager, download...</SPAN>
  
  At work how long does it take your computer to fire up and ready to use? </SPAN>

  Try upgrading from Windows NT.
• WebFire

  ID10T error, most times.
• Belly35

  

  WebFire;1476546 wrote:ID10T error, most times.

  LOL Not in this case... Hope this helps
• gport_tennis

  Belly35;1476493 wrote:Other that Politician, Lawyer, Accountants IRS and Dentist .. IT Geeks are next on my list to put my foot up their ass. Never a strength answer, always a excuse, never have the right equipment and everyone else problem, updates always creates a problem … note to IT Guy you set the ****ing system up, you can off line fix it and control the up dates, up grade our computer, website carrier, you can get in to the system from your office … I pay you to make sure I’m happy…
  
  When I come into the office, turn on my computer … it takes almost 10 minutes before I can even use the mofo. Log in, connect to file server, bring up report, website manager, download...</SPAN>
  
  At work how long does it take your computer to fire up and ready to use? </SPAN>

  
  Lol. I just realized belly hates dentists. Why do you have dentists?
• Curly J

  

  Belly35;1476493 wrote:Other that Politician, Lawyer, Accountants IRS and Dentist .. IT Geeks are next on my list to put my foot up their ass. Never a strength answer, always a excuse, never have the right equipment and everyone else problem, updates always creates a problem … note to IT Guy you set the fucking system up, you can off line fix it and control the up dates, up grade our computer, website carrier, you can get in to the system from your office … I pay you to make sure I’m happy…
  
  When I come into the office, turn on my computer … it takes almost 10 minutes before I can even use the mofo. Log in, connect to file server, bring up report, website manager, download...</SPAN>
  
  At work how long does it take your computer to fire up and ready to use? </SPAN>

  Your IT guy must suck, as it appears he doesn't have a spell checker program on your computer mofo.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Belly35;1476493 wrote:Other that Politician, Lawyer, Accountants IRS and Dentist .. IT Geeks are next on my list to put my foot up their ass. Never a strength answer, always a excuse, never have the right equipment and everyone else problem, updates always creates a problem &#8230; note to IT Guy you set the fucking system up, you can off line fix it and control the up dates, up grade our computer, website carrier, you can get in to the system from your office &#8230; I pay you to make sure I&#8217;m happy&#8230;

  I hate when I dont get a strength answer.
• dlazz

  I'm 95% sure belly has made a thread like this before.
• dlazz

  And my computer boots in approx 10 seconds. Our IT department buys awesome machines.
  
  I'm part of the IT department.
  
  Hope this helps
• Belly35

  

  gport_tennis;1476577 wrote:Lol. I just realized belly hates dentists. Why do you have dentists?

  Trust issue just like the others listed .... i didn't include Insurance sale guys
• Belly35

  

  Curly J;1476702 wrote:Your IT guy must suck, as it appears he doesn't have a spell checker program on your computer mofo.

  I have a spell check ... but why use it I know what I'm saying ... Keep read my post and soomer or later you'll also be able to translate.
• Belly35

  

  dlazz;1476737 wrote:I'm 95% sure belly has made a thread like this before.

  WTF you follow my every post .. you should know this...
• Curly J

  

  Belly35;1476778 wrote:I have a spell check ... but why use it I know what I'm saying ... Keep read my post and soomer or later you'll also be able to translate.

  I do 'keep read' your posts and it hurts my head.
• Belly35

  

  Curly J;1476803 wrote:I do 'keep read' your posts and it hurts my head.

  Perfect now you know how I feel ..
• Tigerfan00

  

  Belly35;1476778 wrote:I have a spell check ... but why use it I know what I'm saying ... Keep read my post and soomer or later you'll also be able to translate.

  Didnt know you are an Oklahoma Soomers fan?
• sherm03

  

  My computer starts very quickly. And I have had nothing but positive experiences with the IT department at work.
  
  It seems to me that you have poor expectations of what your IT guy should be doing. You don't pay him to keep you happy. You pay him to assist you through problems with your software/hardware.
  
  Have someone else type up your requests to the IT guy from now on. You'll have a better chance at getting a strength answer if they can read what the hell you are typing.
• dlazz

  Belly is probably the type of guy who emails the IT person and says "computer not working" with no subject line, and then leaves it up to the tech to figure out what the hell is going on. Except in Belly's case, "computer not working" would somehow be a run-on sentence riddled with spelling mistakes and a vague reference to Obama being to blame.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  dlazz;1476917 wrote:Belly is probably the type of guy who emails the IT person and says "computer not working" with no subject line, and then leaves it up to the tech to figure out what the hell is going on. Except in Belly's case, "computer not working" would somehow be a run-on sentence riddled with spelling mistakes and a vague reference to Obama being to blame.