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  • Belly35
    The wife has gone out a bought a Juicer. … Omega VRT350HD … not cheap
    Not just a Juicer but a Masticating Juicer …. Masticating my ass it does do pork chops or ribs.

    What the hell! The wife claims this will help keep me in shape and healthy .. the fucking price almost stopped my heart.

    Help please… Anyone on the OC doing this Juicing thing? Please explain the madness…
    Can I make Fresh tomato Bloody Mary in it?
  • vdubb96
    Juicers are stupid. Hope this helps
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    I put a macerating toilet in my old basement.

    Hope this helps.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    they're a pain in the ass to clean. I love my blender, but having to clean it makes me hesitate to use it.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Raw Dawgin' it;1476429 wrote:they're a pain in the ass to clean. I love my blender, but having to clean it makes me hesitate to use it.
    Aren't you married?
  • Belly35
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1476428 wrote:I put a macerating toilet in my old basement.

    Hope this helps.
    Do you drink what in it ... :)
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Belly35;1476432 wrote:Do you drink what in it ... :)
    no but it was expensive, too.
  • Belly35
    Raw Dawgin' it;1476429 wrote:they're a pain in the ass to clean. I love my blender, but having to clean it makes me hesitate to use it.
    This comes apart very easy and looks to be simple to clean .... dish washer safe...
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Belly35;1476425 wrote:The wife claims this will help keep me in shape and healthy
    Tell your wife you've made it over 60 years without a $400 juicer
  • Belly35
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1476436 wrote:Tell your wife you've made it over 60 years without a $400 juicer
    Great point...
  • dlazz
    (post blaming Obama here)
  • Iliketurtles
    Man Zwick you are in a roll in this thread...

    But thankfully nope I don't have a juicer and I'm pretty sure my wife has no plans to go buy one.
  • said_aouita
    $300 bucks for something that mashes food?


    Belly....shame on you.


    A hammer is a lot cheaper and you'd get a workout while using it.



    or just use a shotgun.
  • adog
    Belly...just asked my ole lady and she says..hell yes you can make a fresh mater Bloody Mary in it ( for the record we do not have a "juicer" but wifey says yes so it must be true) ;)
  • Gardens35
    Belly, stay off the juice.
  • Classyposter58
  • Tigerfan00


    This wouldve been cheaper.
  • hasbeen
    ~$400 juicer for a guy who owns 3 businesses and only needs half a pair of glasses. should be no sweat.
  • Belly35
    hasbeen;1476999 wrote:~$400 juicer for a guy who owns 3 businesses and only needs half a pair of glasses. should be no sweat.


    Two business, free glasses from the VA ( that I have never used)
    I could careless about the cost (she got 30% off plus Kohl cash whatever that is) buy smart is still important to us.
  • dlazz
    Belly35;1477097 wrote:I could careless about the cost
    Then what is the big deal? You use it to blend up fruit and vegetables. It's healthy or whatever.
  • Classyposter58
    Buy V8 lol
  • OSH
    I hope to get a juicer in the near future and do some juicing. It's healthy and I need that.
  • Wally
    We have a juicer. Wife shopped around to get the cheapest one though-so I doubt it cost $400. I like it, it's not hard to clean, and yes you can make a fresh tomatoe bloody mary in it if that's what you want.