Life Statistics

• dlazz

  Say you had the opportunity to view some life statistics upon your death. What would your most-wanted/interesting stats?
  
  Mine:
  
  1. # of people at my funeral (names, too)
  2. Total # of people interacted with during my life
  3. Total amount of money spent/earned
  4. # of near-death experiences inadvertently avoided
  5. Total miles traveled
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Sluts and money. And #1
• 4cards

  

  I think I'd like to see & hear;
  
  1. What people show up & what they say at my funeral and every thing after that doesn't matter to me.
• Con_Alma

  I hope that there is a funeral for me if and only if my wiffe and kids need one for their sake.
  
  My answer to the question* posed would be:
  
  1. That I had one and only wife wife that I was deeply devoted to experiencing a wonderful and challenging life with.
  
  2. That I raised two caring and productive cildren.
• dlazz

  Con_Alma;1458943 wrote:1. That I had one and only wife wife that I was deeply devoted to experiencing a wonderful and challenging life with.
  
  2. That I raised two caring and productive cildren.

  Those aren't statistics, so your typical attempt at trying to sound philosophical is irrelevant here.
• Con_Alma

  dlazz;1458946 wrote:Those aren't statistics, so your typical attempt at trying to sound philosophical is irrelevant here.

  1 wife , 2 kids are indeed statistics.
• dlazz

  Con_Alma;1458950 wrote:1 wife , 2 kids are indeed statistics.

  A more appropriate question for you would be:
  
  # of wives:
  # of kids:
  
  You posed two yes/no questions. :thumbdown:
• Con_Alma

  Nah. The question you asked was perfect for me. I didn't pose a question at all.
  
  "What would your most wanted stats."
  
  I'll simplify my answer for you.
  
  ...that I had one wife and two kids.
• dlazz

  Con_Alma;1458958 wrote:Nah. The question you asked was perfect for me. I didn't pose a question at all.
  
  "What would your most wanted stats."
  
  I'll simplify my answer for you.
  
  ...that I had one wife and two kids.

  
• Con_Alma

  dlazz;1458960 wrote:

  
  uhhhh no. I got your point. I think you will find in many of my posts that I take a different perspective when the point I would much rather make is of my thought process.
• dlazz

  Con_Alma;1458962 wrote: I think you will find in many of my posts that I take a different perspective when the point I would much rather make is of my thought process.

  Oh. All this time I thought you were just a jackass.
• Con_Alma

  dlazz;1458965 wrote:Oh. All this time I thought you were just a jackass.

  ...and now you don't? Hmmmm. Why the change?
• SnotBubbles

  

  I'd honestly like to know how many times I've jacked off.
• dlazz

  SnotBubbles;1458970 wrote:I'd honestly like to know how many times I've jacked off.

  That's a good one
• ernest_t_bass

  

  SnotBubbles;1458970 wrote:I'd honestly like to know how many times I've jacked off.

  This plus ejaculated in general.
• dlazz

  Guy I worked with suggested "volume of alcohol consumed"
• vball10set

  Of the choices given, #1.
• Tiernan

  Number of young people I've helped find their way over the years with my sage advice...most of you would be part of that total.
• Pick6

  

  The average lifespan of an NFL player is longer than an MLB player.
• dlazz

  Thought of a few more:
  
  Total breaths taken/heartbeats
  Time spent sleeping vs. awake
• j_crazy

  

  Con_Alma;1458962 wrote:uhhhh no. I got your point. I think you will find in many of my posts that I take a different perspective when the point I would much rather make is of my thought process.

  
  But you'd know those things before dying so the point is moot for this question.
  
  Fap stats for sure.
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  How about the number of miles your male member "traveled" in your lifetime?
  
  AKA as the Fornication Utilization Coefficient or the FUC Factor...
• Glory Days

  

  dlazz;1458890 wrote: 4. # of near-death experiences inadvertently avoided

  i like this one. how many times if i had turned left instead or right or left 5 minutes earlier what may have happened.
• Con_Alma

  j_crazy;1459229 wrote:But you'd know those things before dying so the point is moot for this question.
  
  Fap stats for sure.

  ...not unless I know when I'm going to die.
• SportsAndLady

  

  ernest_t_bass;1458988 wrote:This plus ejaculated in general.

  
  I'm sure those two numbers would be the same for snot