The story of the 17 lost teeth
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Dr. Heinz FraudsterPart 2.
The next day I do my regular routine of skipping class and hanging out with the older knuckleheads.
One of them had stolen a Rampage arcade machine so we wasted many days playing that.
It is also how I got my nickname King Kong Kesser because I was the ruler of that game.
Even though I was only 12 I had started to grow a full beard so I did indeed look like a miniature gorilla.
Anyways one of the OG's (older guys) got the bright idea that we steal a school bus and see how far we could get.
The bus compound was only a few blocks away and we all thought it was a brilliant idea.
Stealing the bus proved easier than one would think but getting far was a different story.
A cat we called Split Lip Kip (since he had a hare's lip) crashed the bus into a small bodega after a senior marching band suddenly appeared from around a corner.
We all fled in panic with all these old marching band guys chasing us with their instruments.
I remember one of them alternated between shouting for us to stop and blowing his trumpet as loud as he could.
Needless to say it was quite a spectacle.
I slipped into a chinese restaurant as swift as a swallow and ran through the kitchen and out to the alley in the back. There was the old chinaman from the park sitting on an old wooden crate eating a bowl of noodles.
I froze at the sight of him and stopped dead in my track.
He put his noodle bowl down and got up.
Then he said: King Kong Boy huh?
Then he started laughing while pounding his chest like a gorilla.
Looking back at it today it is really funny but back then I was terrified.
Like deja vu he put his index finger between my eyebrows and snaps it…and again I am devoured by darkness.
I wake up in a small room laying on a futon. On the wall hangs a scroll with three chinese characters that I would later understand the meaning of. Next to me is a bowl of noodles.
The old chinese man enters the room and tells me to eat the noodles.
- Where am I? I ask him.
- You are here. he replies.
Am I a prisoner here? I ask and to which he replies with a loud laughter.
His laughter breaks my fear and I actually feel good to be in his presence.
I sit up and eat the bowl of noodles. They taste delicious.
When I have finished eating the old chinaman says:
- Get up.
I get up and we go out of the little room.
On the other side of the door we enter into a large hall. It is simply an open space with tatami mats covering the floor. Through a window I
can see the sunset in the distance. I must have been unconscious for many hours.
I ask him:
-Who are you?
- My name is Ching Pong Liu and I will be your teacher.
To be continued -
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Dr. Heinz Fraudster
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