Only once … mofo

• Belly35

  

  I have done many crazy things in my life and so have many of you.
  
  What are some of those things you will not do again?
  
  I will not eat Ham loaf or Mountain Oysters ever again
  I hate standing on the top of Skyscrapers … will avoid at all cost
  Will not go on those swing ships at Amusement Parks, I like my balls just where they are
  I will never climb a 200 foot tower again, what the hell was I thinking
  Disarm a booby trap ..hopefully
  Will not take the wife to Hocking Hills in the winter… I should have known better
  I will not go to the pistol range with this guy Dave ever … I will shoot him I know it
  I don’t do 220 electrical connections ever again
  Never get drunk on wine..
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  I will never get drunk on rum or tequila ever again.
  
  I will never not stop for police officers, once was enough.
• dlazz

  I voted in a presidential election once and that was pretty pointless, so I probably won't vote in one again.
• Belly35

  

  dlazz;1457777 wrote:I voted in a presidential election once and that was pretty pointless, so I probably won't vote in one again.

  And that's a good thing for the country
• dlazz

  Belly35;1457790 wrote:And that's a good thing for the country

  You're right. A system in which two systems control everything and get nothing done is excellent for the country.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  I plead not guilty once. I won't do that again so as I don't anger people who think I'm guilty.
• Belly35

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;1457796 wrote:I plead not guilty once. I won't do that again so as I don't anger people who think I'm guilty.

  Lying is never a good thing ... take responsibility of your action and do the right thing from the start.
  
  Woud be a liar about your golf score so why be a liar in court... </SPAN>
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Belly35;1457800 wrote:Lying is never a good thing ... take responsibility of your action and do the right thing from the start.
  
  Woud be a liar about your golf score so why be a liar in court... </SPAN>

  Might not be such a bad thing if it saves your neck
• A PAC

  

  Say "I do".
• Belly35

  

  A PAC;1457805 wrote:Say "I do".

  commitment ... prefect well done
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Psychedelic mushrooms. Incredible trip, but don't want to do it again.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  A PAC;1457805 wrote:Say "I do".

  I agree with this. I hope I never have to say these words again, regardless of my status. If my wife dies, or I get divorced, there is no way in hell I will ever get married again.
• Geronimo

  

  I will never take a piss directly after cutting up habanero peppers again.
• Belly35

  

  Geronimo;1457931 wrote:I will never take a piss directly after cutting up habanero peppers again.

  
  
  That is just stupid 101 mofo but very funny
• Pick6

  

  I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.
• Devils Advocate

  

  I will never piss on a house with bushes unless I check first for an electric outlet.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Taking 8 percocet while heavily drinking. Never again.
• Pick6

  

  DeyDurkie5;1458247 wrote:Taking 8 percocet while heavily drinking. Never again.

  Surprised you arent dead.
• Trueblue23

  

  DeyDurkie5;1458247 wrote:Taking 8 percocet while heavily drinking. Never again.

  Pick6;1458250 wrote:Surprised you arent dead.

  Depends on what MG they were, I'm assuming 10
• said_aouita

  

  Have a head full of acid trippin balls for two days straight with no sleep and then decide to be the driver on a road trip without directions or knowing exactly where you were going.
• BRF

  

  I will never get a third vasectomy.
• Trueblue23

  

  said_aouita;1458426 wrote:Have a head full of acid trippin balls for two days straight with no sleep and then decide to be the driver on a road trip without directions or knowing exactly where you were going.

  Took a bunch of acid once and decided I wanted to join the army. Went to the recruiting station straight tripping, good thing I couldn't pass the drug test lol