WTF is wrong with Asians!?

• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  "My boyfriend started licking my eyeballs years ago and I just loved it," a 29-year-old environmental science student from the U.S. Virgin Islands told The Huffington Post. "I'm not with him anymore, but I still like to ask guys to lick my eyeballs. I just love it because it turns me on, like sucking on my toes. It makes me feel all tingly."

  'Eyeball Licking' Trend Is Giving All the Japanese Kids Pink Eye - http://gawker.com/eyeball-licking-trend-is-giving-all-the-japanese-kids-512987107
  
  So MB, is this why you love them so much? So you lick a lot of balls?
• Curly J

  

  Oops. Gif fail. Try link --> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3uu6y5/
• TedSheckler

  

  Pink eye? Aren't their eyes closed enough?
• like_that

  

  Waiting for MB's response.
• GoChiefs

  

  like_that;1457211 wrote:Waiting for MB's response.

  
  Eyeball licking is definitely an 8. James Bond loves it!
• Manhattan Buckeye

  Raw Dawgin' it;1457192 wrote:'Eyeball Licking' Trend Is Giving All the Japanese Kids Pink Eye - http://gawker.com/eyeball-licking-trend-is-giving-all-the-japanese-kids-512987107
  
  So MB, is this why you love them so much? So you lick a lot of balls?

  No question that Asians are messed up, there only a couple billion of them - have you listened to Asian pop music? I'm only concerned about the women that are hot, can speak English and like Western men (the middle part is arguably unnecessary).
  
  I'll take the top 1,000 hottest Asian women, and forget about the rest of the 99.9% of the population.
• 4cards

  

  ...I heard this story earlier today. Those kids are f'd up!
• said_aouita

  

  [h=2]WTF is wrong with Asians!?[/h]
  
  They are horrible drivers and talk engrish funny.
• Devils Advocate

  

  http://www.memecenter.com/fun/251904/conversation
• Tiernan

  ...and Raw Dawg says I'm racist....wow.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Tiernan;1457277 wrote:...and Raw Dawg says I'm racist....wow.

  You're a racist and an idiot. Explain how my post is racist.
• Laley23

  

  Brooklyn Decker does not do this.
  
  Title rescinded...
• gut

  Hey, if your girlfriend smelled like rotten sushi poontang you'd lick the eyeball, too! :laugh:
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Manhattan Buckeye;1457215 wrote:It's 3 am here in china, where I work and live and raise a family and creep out asians...No question that Asians are messed up, there only a couple billion of them - have you listened to Asian pop music? I'm only concerned about the women that are hot, can speak English and like Western men (the middle part is arguably unnecessary).
  
  I'll take the top 1,000 hottest Asian women, and forget about the rest of the 99.9% of the population.

  There ya go, fixed it for you.
• Manhattan Buckeye

  DeyDurkie5;1457418 wrote:There ya go, fixed it for you.

  Not sure if that was meant to be funny or accurate, but at any rate it didn't work. If you're going to do a FIFY, at least make a good one. Even if it was accurate (it isn't) it still sucked.
• hasbeen

  

  What's wrong with Asians is the fact there's too damn many.
• Pick6

  

  MB- are you married, and if so, is it to an Asian?
• Classyposter58

  

  Most like western white men though so we've got a shot with the hotties
• said_aouita

  

  Some of the slant eyed dudes can sing like chicks.
  
  [video=youtube;-XkRxHs4iis][/video]
• #1DBag