Sex on a pile of money? Don't set it up with a stranger on craigslist...

• justincredible

  

  These two guys might be too stupid to live. WTF were they expecting to happen when a random stranger asks them to bring $2k in cash to have sex on?
  
  http://www.mv-voice.com/news/show_story.php?id=7010
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  justincredible;1451825 wrote:These two guys might be too stupid to live. WTF were they expecting to happen when a random stranger asks them to bring $2k in cash to have sex on?
  
  http://www.mv-voice.com/news/show_story.php?id=7010

  Their dicks took over control of the brain at that point.
• hasbeen

  

  Having sex on $2k gets me going too!
• Curly J

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1451833 wrote:Their dicks took over control of the brain at that point.

  Dynamite Drop In Marty...ya think ...
• gut

  Is a gun and knife the new way to tag-team a robbery? Seems kind of redundant - do you really need the knife when you have a gun?
• Dr. Heinz Fraudster

  gut;1452328 wrote:Is a gun and knife the new way to tag-team a robbery? Seems kind of redundant - do you really need the knife when you have a gun?

  What if the gun jams?
• FatHobbit

  

  
• justincredible

  

  Imagine a paper cut on your coin purse. Ouch.
• Devils Advocate

  

  I'm pretty sure this was an undercover IRS training session.
• gut

  To be fair, they probably assumed this was a creative way of paying a hooker. "We're going to do it on the pile of money?....oh, OK, wink wink"
  
  Unless they thought they would then gather up their cash and leave. And, well, $2k for a hooker is a different story.
• Heretic

  

  justincredible;1452806 wrote:Imagine a paper cut on your coin purse. Ouch.

  Guh...yeah, sex on a pile of money... Great idea if you're the porn version of Scrooge McDuck, maybe. For anyone else, might be a questionable decision.
• gut

  Heretic;1452879 wrote:Guh...yeah, sex on a pile of money... Great idea if you're the **** version of Scrooge McDuck, maybe. For anyone else, might be a questionable decision.

  Money is already known to be one of the dirtiest things out there we put our hands on daily. But I never considered that some of it came from piles of cash people were having sex on.
• Heretic

  

  gut;1452922 wrote:Money is already known to be one of the dirtiest things out there we put our hands on daily. But I never considered that some of it came from piles of cash people were having sex on.

  I'm wondering if I can somehow turn this into a creepy pick-up line when handing money to a cashier at a grocery store or restaurant.