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There can't be a song with dumber lyrics than this, right?

  • justincredible
    [video=youtube;Dd73J3NeSJI][/video]

    If you can top this please post it. I'm pretty sheltered as far as music goes, I don't listen to a lot of different artists or the radio. The only reason I know of this song is it comes up on whoever has pandora running during our crossfit workouts.
  • Hb31187
    I cant see it because its blocked at work, but go look up anything by " Lil B" and it probably is on par with whatever video that is
  • gorocks99
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  • cruiser_96
    Ummm...

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  • justincredible
    Hb31187;1447287 wrote:I cant see it because its blocked at work, but go look up anything by " Lil B" and it probably is on par with whatever video that is
    9 Piece.
  • SnotBubbles
    I'm smoking dope, I'm on my cell phoneI'm selling dope, straight off the iPhonehe wanna quote, he talking 9 zoneshe bought four, I front him 5 more
    9 piece, straight 8 ballsMJG bitch I got 8 balls9 piece, straight 8 ballsMJG bitch I got 8 balls
    [Rick Ross - Verse 1]Suave house, stil lindependantdistribution mexicanhe still sendingno contract, take my wordsend a hundred packs bitchthem my birdsshoe box, no shoes in 'emin the two seater, me and two womenno Def Jam, went solotook the custy's prices solo
    [Rick Ross - Chorus]I'm smoking dope, I'm on my cell phoneI'm selling dope, straight off the iPhonehe wanna quote, he talking 9 zoneshe bought four, I front him 5 more
    9 piece, straight 8 ballsMJG bitch I got 8 balls9 piece, straight 8 ballsMJG bitch I got 8 balls
    [T.I. - Verse 2]Its the king young gunnahotter thana suana in the summernigga think I'm playing round if you wannabring the thunder and the lighteninglike a sighting if you try meon that Wrren Buffet shitthat monkey shit behind meyou want me square nigga you know where to find medon't call me on my cell[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/9-piece-lyrics-rick-ross.html ]yopu tryna send a pimp to jailif you buying 25 you can get it for the twelveuncut, rocked up, got hand and pale yeahhey let me send a little message to my enemiesyou nigga get to telling have 'em buried 'fore they sentence mecome to ATL, hit any trap they remember mebillionaire swag witha dope boys energy
    [Rick Ross - Chorus]I'm smoking dope, I'm on my cell phoneI'm selling dope, straight off the iPhonehe wanna quote, he talking 9 zoneshe bought four, I front him 5 more
    9 piece, straight 8 ballsMJG bitch I got 8 balls9 piece, straight 8 ballsMJG bitch I got 8 balls
    [Rick Ross - Verse 3]Soft white, I got that G-mixI'm going Gold, crumbs to the bricksI'm on the road, lets buy some new whipstrick a hundred hoesspend a few chips9 piece, straight 8 ballsgot your bottom bitch going AWOLnigga's looking at ya like you fell offno sir, not meI'm double platinum just like my Ferraribullet proof, nigga teflonwhy you snorting thatthat shit stepped on
    [Rick Ross - Chorus]I'm smoking dope, I'm on my cell phoneI'm selling dope, straight off the iPhonehe wanna quote, he talking 9 zoneshe bought four, I front him 5 more
    9 piece, straight 8 ballsMJG bitch I got 8 balls9 piece, straight 8 ballsMJG bitch I got 8 balls

    Read more: RICK ROSS - 9 PIECE LYRICS
  • Hb31187
    cruiser_96;1447291 wrote:Ummm...

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  • justincredible
    gorocks99;1447289 wrote:Dumb songs
    The first two don't count. I forgot about the Minaj song, I think someone posted it on here a while back. I'll concede to that one.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Trinidad James - All Gold Everything.

    "Gold all in my chain, gold all in my ring
    Gold all in my watch
    Don't believe me, just watch
    Nigga nigga nigga
    Don't believe me, just watch
    Don't believe me, just watch
    Nigga nigga nigga
    Don't believe me, just watch
    Don't believe me, just watch
    Gold all in my chain, gold all in my ring
    Gold all in my watch, don't believe me just watch"

    Gotta respect a man that rhymes watch with watch.
  • gorocks99
    justincredible;1447296 wrote:The first two don't count.
    Oh come on. It's Thanksgiving is a classic.

  • cruiser_96
    HB: I tried to embed a song I thought was worse... that came up!

    Try this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksBE53CIT8E
  • Mohican00
    Hb31187;1447287 wrote:I cant see it because its blocked at work, but go look up anything by " Lil B" and it probably is on par with whatever video that is
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    Raw Dawgin' it;1447298 wrote:Trinidad James - All Gold Everything.

    "Gold all in my chain, gold all in my ring
    Gold all in my watch
    Don't believe me, just watch
    Nigga nigga nigga
    Don't believe me, just watch
    Don't believe me, just watch
    Nigga nigga nigga
    Don't believe me, just watch
    Don't believe me, just watch
    Gold all in my chain, gold all in my ring
    Gold all in my watch, don't believe me just watch"

    Gotta respect a man that rhymes watch with watch.
    I actually kinda dig that song, lol.
  • Pick6
    cruiser_96;1447303 wrote:HB: I tried to embed a song I thought was worse... that came up!

    Try this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksBE53CIT8E
    That's weird. You hack my account?!?
  • like_that
    [video=youtube;ruef7aYCEbc][/video]
  • dlazz
    Virtually any Nicki Minaj song is worse.

    Also, 90% of today's rap. Most of them have completely given up on rhyming, much less storytelling
  • dlazz
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  • #1DBag
    MOAR
  • #1DBag
    gorocks99;1447289 wrote:[video=youtube;ZSBq8geuJk0][/video]

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    [video=youtube;T6j4f8cHBIM][/video]
    MOAR
  • Sonofanump
    justincredible;1447284 wrote: If you can top this please post it. I'm pretty sheltered as far as music goes, I don't listen to a lot of different artists or the radio. The only reason I know of this song is it comes up on whoever has pandora running during our crossfit workouts.

    [video=youtube;IhjYbfK9vrk][/video]