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  • dlazz
    After work, I sold my Xbox to a guy who had just cashed his social security check and had earlier in the day purchased a brand-new Galaxy S4.

    Anyone else have some good examples of American behavior?

    Hope this helps.

    ib4 Belly
  • Commander of Awesome
    Only in the SEC.
  • sherm03
    A guy stopped me on the way in to the grocery store. He offered to go in and buy me steaks with his EBT card and sell them to me for half price so he could use the money for beer.
  • Sonofanump
    sherm03;1446809 wrote:A guy stopped me on the way in to the grocery store. He offered to go in and buy me steaks with his EBT card and sell them to me for half price so he could use the money for beer.
    Fuck both EBT and InBev.
  • LJ
    BigLots has big banners up that say "NOW ACCEPTING EBT"
  • like_that
    dlazz;1446806 wrote:After work, I sold my Xbox to a guy who had just cashed his social security check and had earlier in the day purchased a brand-new Galaxy S4.

    Anyone else have some good examples of American behavior?

    Hope this helps.

    ib4 Belly
    Bitch about being a poor college student, and then enter the market for a gun. lolfail
  • SnotBubbles
    sherm03;1446809 wrote:A guy stopped me on the way in to the grocery store. He offered to go in and buy me steaks with his EBT card and sell them to me for half price so he could use the money for beer.
    That's actually a really smart move. So how were the steaks?
  • BORIStheCrusher
    I was at the store tonight trying to buy beer and some crazy lady was asking me questions about beef jerky. What am I some kind of jerky expert? Actually just kind of drunk now.. America!!
  • Automatik
    Take out 100k in loans for a degree in "Fine Arts."
  • sherm03
    SnotBubbles;1446908 wrote:That's actually a really smart move. So how were the steaks?
    I didn't take him up on the offer. Felt too shitty to do that.
  • TedSheckler
    Ummm, thread title....

    You spelled 'Murica wrong.
  • Classyposter58
    NASCAR Races
  • ernest_t_bass
    We have a female student in our school that drives a brand new fucking Infinity. Is that 'Murica, or is that everywhere?
  • FatHobbit
    sherm03;1446809 wrote:A guy stopped me on the way in to the grocery store. He offered to go in and buy me steaks with his EBT card and sell them to me for half price so he could use the money for beer.
    SnotBubbles;1446908 wrote:That's actually a really smart move. So how were the steaks?
    I probably would have done it.
  • Gblock
    http://news.yahoo.com/40-case-bottled-water-preying-oklahoma-tornado-victims-221315253--abc-news-topstories.html

    awesome 40 bucks for a case of water in OK
  • ernest_t_bass
    It's stories like these that make me despise capitalism.
  • LJ
    FatHobbit;1447044 wrote:I probably would have done it.
    I would have a few years ago. I guess DeWine has undercover agents out offering to do this and arresting people for EBT fraud.
  • ernest_t_bass
    LJ;1447066 wrote:I would have a few years ago. I guess DeWine has undercover agents out offering to do this and arresting people for EBT fraud.
    Wait, so Sherm would have been arrested in this scenario, or the low life?
  • LJ
    ernest_t_bass;1447071 wrote:Wait, so Sherm would have been arrested in this scenario, or the low life?
    Sherm. I guess they have undercovers doing both. Trying to buy EBT cards and trying to sell EBT
  • ernest_t_bass
    LJ;1447074 wrote:Sherm. I guess they have undercovers doing both. Trying to buy EBT cards and trying to sell EBT
    Sherm would have bought the steaks, not the EBT. I see no crime in that.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    ernest_t_bass;1447039 wrote:We have a female student in our school that drives a brand new fucking Infinity. Is that 'Murica, or is that everywhere?
    George Washington University students make Infinity look like a Ford Focus. Everytime I'm around that campus I see multiple cars worth over 100k and driven twat students.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/22/gwu-cars-from-washington_n_1295014.html#s717674
  • LJ
    ernest_t_bass;1447071 wrote:Wait, so Sherm would have been arrested in this scenario, or the low life?
    Sherm. I guess they have undercovers doing both. Trying to buy EBT cards and trying to sell EBT
  • ernest_t_bass
    LJ;1447084 wrote:Sherm. I guess they have undercovers doing both. Trying to buy EBT cards and trying to sell EBT
    Sherm would have bought the steaks, not the EBT. I see no crime in that.
  • LJ
    ernest_t_bass;1447086 wrote:Sherm would have bought the steaks, not the EBT. I see no crime in that.
    The guy said that he was going to use his EBT to do it. Like I said, the guy would have been undercover. They are trying to crack down on this stuff like crazy.
  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass;1447039 wrote:We have a female student in our school that drives a brand new fucking Infinity. Is that 'Murica, or is that everywhere?
    Raw Dawgin' it;1447081 wrote:George Washington University students make Infinity look like a Ford Focus. Everytime I'm around that campus I see multiple cars worth over 100k and driven twat students.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/22/gwu-cars-from-washington_n_1295014.html#s717674
    The high school my wife works for has tons of uber-rich families (at least a few billionaires) and the cars most of these kids drive are ridiculous. One kid drives a Mercedes G class. Got it when he turned 16. They start at well over $100k and I'm sure it's not a base model.