Another kill…

• Belly35

  

  Ok it was a squirrel I would not have felt so bad if it was a cat…
  WTF the squirrel darts out, stops, changes direction, bolt that direction and then makes a complete pivot at full speed under my truck. I heard the thump and felt the bump, looked back a saw the tail twitching, hate when that happens. I think we should start marking our truck or car with little animal kill symbols under the driver door.
  
  The funniest road kill sorry driveway kill was made by my wife, she hit and killed a ground hog in our driveway.. She and the kids screaming .. it was funny
  
  What is your animal road kill list?
  
  Squirrel
  Duck
  Birds… lots of birds they bounce off the hood
  Note: I do aim for the Black Birds on the side of the road
  Goose
  Gosling
  Possum
  Cat
  Ground Hog
  Water Buffalo
  Frog
  Turtle
  Snake
• GoChiefs

  

  My dad took out 4 deer with his truck. At once.
• wildcats20

  

  An ex of mine's stepdad took out to cows on his way to work one night.
• LJ

  

  My favorite story is one night it was me, my dad, and our horse trainer trying to get from a show in Central PA to one in Southern Illinois after a 9pm class to show in an 8am class. Chevy 3500 pulling a loaded 6 horse gooseneck, going a little over 100mph. We hit a deer somewhere north of Pittsburgh. One of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. The deer just exploded everywhere. All over the truck, the top of the horse trailer, down the sides of the horse trailer. Some guts even went through the open windows on the trailer and there were blood splatters and chunks on some of the horses. :laugh:
• Tiernan

  gotta wild pig in FL one night. Damn thing did a number on my grill & right front fender.
• cruiser_96

  

  Wild pigs... In FLA!?!?! Never heard of such a thing!
  
  I only have a bird and a skunk on my list.
  
  I'd rather keep a deer off the list. Same goes for a pig! Sounds costly.
• wildcats20

  

  I was ran into by a deer last September. Had just started to accelerate through an intersection and a dear ran straight into the side of my car.
• Tiernan

  cruiser_96;1446449 wrote:Wild pigs... In FLA!?!?! Never heard of such a thing!

  Seriously...Clark? Wild pigs are a huge highway nuisance in FL. I counted 4 dead ones one morning alone on River Rd in Venice.
• Tiernan

  wildcats20;1446450 wrote:I was ran into by a dear last September. Had just started to accelerate through an intersection and a dear ran straight into the side of my car.

  How old was this "dear"? Was it somebody's grandma?
• LJ

  

  cruiser_96;1446449 wrote:Wild pigs... In FLA!?!?! Never heard of such a thing!
  

  Lol really? They have the 2nd highest estimated population in the US. There are wild pigs in Ohio too, a small population, but there are here.
• GoChiefs

  

  I've taken out several small animals. Never really kept a list. Birds, cats, groundhogs, raccoons, possum. Wife took out a deer in our car last Memorial Day in Southern Virginia. Trip. From. Hell.
• wildcats20

  

  Tiernan;1446455 wrote:How old was this "dear"? Was it somebody's grandma?

  
  Lol good find.
• Tiernan

  wildcats20;1446459 wrote:Lol good find.

  Even more LOL is you went back and edited your OP and still left the second "dear"! ...and people think I'm a drunk
• wildcats20

  

  Tiernan;1446463 wrote:Even more LOL is you went back and edited your OP and still left the second "dear"! ...and people think I'm a drunk

  
  Well shit.
• Belly35

  

  wildcats20;1446471 wrote:Well shit.

  
  Spelling a bitch.. mofo
• dlazz

  I've hit a opossum, cat, and a bird.
  
  Hope this helps
• cruiser_96

  

  Tiernan;1446453 wrote:Seriously...Clark? Wild pigs are a huge highway nuisance in FL. I counted 4 dead ones one morning alone on River Rd in Venice.

  You serious, Clark?
  
  Shtter's full!
  
  My hair just don't part right.
  
  As to the pigs... I guess you learn something new every day.
• redrocket

  

  Chances are if it has fur, feathers or fuzz I have run over it..................then had it for supper that evening.
• FatHobbit

  

  I once came so close to hitting a deer that it peed on my hood but I managed to miss it.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Belly35;1446429 wrote:I wishesed I hit a democrat politian, welfare sucking govenment handout democrat with my truck. Mofo.

  FIFY
• FatHobbit

  

  ernest_t_bass;1446512 wrote:FIFY

  Not only would he not brake, he would probably swerve.
• Devils Advocate

  

  :huh:

  GoChiefs;1446457 wrote:I've taken out several small animals. Never really kept a list. Birds, cats, groundhogs, raccoons, possum. Wife took out a deer in our car last Memorial Day in Southern Virginia. Trip. From. Hell.

  After reading this thread, I would suggest that deer do not bump draft very well.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Tiernan;1446445 wrote:gotta wild pig in FL one night.

  Oh oh....... Another slump buster thread.
• said_aouita

  

  Belly35;1446429 wrote: Water Buffalo

  what were u driving?
• Belly35

  

  said_aouita;1446801 wrote:what were u driving?

  Army 3/4 truck full of beer, pop, ribs, potatoes, corn heading to a small base camp off of highway 1 in Nam
  The truck really did kill it, but the four rounds of .45 to the head did...