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While at the Urinal...

  • ernest_t_bass
    What are you doing while at the urinal? Poll...

    Eyes on stream, making sure you don't splatter
    Eyes straight ahead
    Eyes closed
    Eyes up
    Eyes on neighbor's wang
    Eyes and hands on neighbor's wang
    Eyes, hands, and mouth on neighbor's wang
  • dlazz
    I use the women's restroom and they don't have urinals.

    Hope this helps.
  • Commander of Awesome
    This thread delivers the fail :thumbup:
  • ernest_t_bass
    Commander of Awesome;1436324 wrote:This thread delivers the fail :thumbup:
    VOAT
  • like_that
    "A" for effort etb.
  • ernest_t_bass
    like_that;1436326 wrote:"A" for effort etb.
    VOTE!
  • justincredible
    Eyes on stream or eyes straight ahead.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    So someone touch your dick while you were taking a leak? Does this thread have a point or do you just want to know what we do when we're holding our dicks?
  • ernest_t_bass
    I actually am being serious with this thread. Made an observation today, so it made me curious. I was focused on my stream, so as not to piss all over myself, and reduce splash, when I noticed dude next to me was damn near hugging the urinal, looking straight ahead.

    While that sounds incredibly gay, it's because it is.

    But I really am being serious with the thread.
  • chicago510
    Once I get my stream started I don't have to monitor it, so I stare at the wall.

    Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.

    Hope this helps.
  • dlazz
    OP is being sexist by assuming all posters are guys.

    Reported for not having a 'Peeing while sitting down' option
  • FatHobbit
    chicago510;1436336 wrote:Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.
    I don't want to leave until I'm finished with the article and it pisses me off when it's continued on another page.
  • FatHobbit
    ernest_t_bass;1436331 wrote: when I noticed dude next to me was damn near hugging the urinal, looking straight ahead.
    I think he was hugging the urinal because you were looking at his junk. If you were watching for splatter as you claim you wouldn't have noticed what he was doing.
  • Commander of Awesome
    chicago510;1436336 wrote:Once I get my stream started I don't have to monitor it, so I stare at the wall.

    Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.

    Hope this helps.
    I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
  • FatHobbit
    Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
    There used to be a guy in Columbus (he might still be there but I haven't been to those types of bars for a while) who would give everyone a towel and tell them "Get some ***** tonight man." It always made me laugh.
  • chicago510
    Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
    +1

    You feel like a douche for not tipping the guy, but WHY SHOULD I TIP YOU FOR SQUIRTING MY SOAP.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Its up there as one of the worst jobs on the planet.
  • chicago510
    I don't see why bars/clubs/fancy restaurants have them.

    Of all the things I would pay a little money for help with, washing my hands is NOT one of them.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    chicago510;1436370 wrote:I don't see why bars/clubs/fancy restaurants have them.

    Of all the things I would pay a little money for help with, washing my hands is NOT one of them.
    I usually don't talk to them and grab a stick of gum on my way out without tipping.
  • ernest_t_bass
    dlazz;1436339 wrote:OP is being sexist by assuming all posters are guys.

    Reported for not having a 'Peeing while sitting down' option
    The title states URINAL

    There is an OTHER option

    Reported for being dlazz.
  • Pick6
    I was in the library pissing the other night. Im the only one in there, and this Asian walks in, decides to go to the urinal right next to me and lets out a big and long fart while he was pissing. I was like what the fuck man....

    I swear ~90% of Asians are really weird.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Easily 95%
  • Ironman92
    Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.

    Do these persons get tipped?

    What a horrid job/job title
  • Belly35
    dlazz;1436323 wrote:I use the women's restroom and they don't have urinals.

    Hope this helps.
    Clueless mofo... Yes women do have urinal.

    If you knew more about women you would be a *****, you get more

    http://www.urinal.net/texas_am/am1.jpg

  • Tiernan
    No way anyone could see ETBs dick if they actually did bother to look over.