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Feuding Elvis's (Elvi?) behind Ricin Letters

  • Tiernan
    Is anybody following this? Apparently two Elvis impersonators who compete in the same Mississippi town (figures...right?) have been feuding for years over who does "Hound Dog" the best. One of them tries to set up the other one by sending Ricin laced letters to the White House. The FBI arrest the wrong guy initially but soon get it straighted out and are now closing in on the right Elvis.

    If I had been Obama I would have stamped "Return to Sender" on the letters. The FBI initially had a case of "Mistaken Identity" but now seem to have the right Elvis "Caught in a Trap", sure hope he decides to "Surrender" "Before Somebody Gets Hurt".
  • ernest_t_bass
    What the fuck did I just read?
  • Polar Bear 73
    ernest_t_bass;1432776 wrote:What the **** did I just read?
    I don't know, but "I'm All Shook Up" about it.
  • chicago510
    Elvis, Elvises.

    Other than that I don't understand.

    Maybe a link or something?!