It feels like I got kicked in the nuts...

• Commander of Awesome

  

  Pick6;1427500 wrote:blue balls.

  He is married, so its possible.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  ernest_t_bass;1427445 wrote:Pics
  
  /CCRunner

  Reported for harassment.
• hilliardfan

  I get kidney stones like most people get candy. I've had/passed about 15 of them since my first one in July 2009. Every time it feels like I've been kicked in the groin and it just won't stop hurting. Fortunately, I've never experienced the back pain. For the worse ones I've also been nauseated (sp?) and needed to go to ER for MRI or xrays. Percoset is my best friend during the most severe ones.
• Tigerfan00

  

  Certified letter
• skank

  

  Commander of Awesome;1427641 wrote:Only known cure is amputation. Bummer dude.

  
  
  You just wanna take it to the taxidermist, have it stuffed, and sleep with it at night like your own little tedd....er, I mean, Peter Bear.
• hasbeen

  

  I pissed blood in early February. Like, a lot of it. I'm fine though.
• scoreboard

  

  Tell the Mrs to quit dropping her purse.
• Ironman92

  

  Hope everything is ok
  
  /scrotumprayers
• dlazz

  justincredible;1427421 wrote:But I haven't been kicked in the nuts. WTF is going on? It hurts to sit. It hurts to walk. Am I dying?

  Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. 4-12 after three years chud will be fired along with banner and Lombardi then we will switch back to the 4-3.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Could be aids, could be blue balls. Hope it's not aids justin.
• WebFire

  Another vote for kidney stones. When I had them, it felt like I was repeatedly kicked in the balls. I also had abdominal pain, but no back pain.
• justincredible

  

  The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  justincredible;1427835 wrote:The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.

  
  You do reelize obamas runs them doctirs.
• chicago510

  

  justincredible;1427835 wrote:The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.

  
  Do you do a nether region self examination regularly? No seriously.
• justincredible

  

  chicago510;1427861 wrote:Do you do a nether region self examination regularly? No seriously.

  I mean, I'm constantly handling my balls. I've never noticed anything odd down there before.
• like_that

  

  Sounds like you need a release. Try having sex with your wife.
• justincredible

  

  like_that;1427871 wrote:Sounds like you need a release. Try having sex with your wife.

  I'd rather not.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  justincredible;1427876 wrote:I'd rather not.

  
  Reps
• Curly J

  

  chicago510;1427861 wrote:Do you do a Nethers region self examination regularly? No seriously.

  Pun intended???
• hilliardfan

  justincredible;1427835 wrote:The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.

  If it's a kidney stone the pain will be back. The pain subsides once the stone settles in an area but once it starts moving again, it's back! The first stone I had took 9 weeks to pass. The rest have been considerably quicker with the exception of the two that were medically removed.
  Hope this helps!
• justincredible

  

  hilliardfan;1427989 wrote:If it's a kidney stone the pain will be back. The pain subsides once the stone settles in an area but once it starts moving again, it's back! The first stone I had took 9 weeks to pass. The rest have been considerably quicker with the exception of the two that were medically removed.
  Hope this helps!

  I'm terrified of kidney stones. This does not help.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  justincredible;1427994 wrote:I'm terrified of kidney stones. This does not help.

  I bet they're muslim!
• WebFire

  ernest_t_bass;1427995 wrote:I bet they're muslim!

  The only info we have right now is that they are dark skinned.
• Sonofanump

  hilliardfan;1427989 wrote:If it's a kidney stone the pain will be back. The pain subsides once the stone settles in an area but once it starts moving again, it's back! The first stone I had took 9 weeks to pass. The rest have been considerably quicker with the exception of the two that were medically removed.
  Hope this helps!

  I must have been lucky, mine passed after 3 hours. Pain only lasted an hour, the actually passing did not hurt, it was when it moved from one area to another that I dropped on the ground like a little girl into the fetal position.