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Teen Mom in Porn

  • Fred Garvin
    GoChiefs;1439054 wrote:Was you expecting her to swing from a ceiling fan with a beer bottle in her butt or something?
    Reps to the first person to post a link to that one!
  • Iliketurtles
    LJ;1439091 wrote:God those boobs are awful
    Agreed haha... I also thought the Time screensaver on the TV was pretty funny.
  • LJ
    Iliketurtles;1439107 wrote:Agreed haha... I also thought the Time screensaver on the TV was pretty funny.
    cause it's a nooner duh
  • like_that
    Link? Or is classyposters link it?
  • wildcats20
    like_that;1439162 wrote:Link? It is clasyposters link it?

    Yes
  • bases_loaded
    Her tits look much better in a swim suit.
  • Trueblue23
    Terrible and not surprising that she goes ATM lol
  • Fab4Runner
    Not impressed with her faces. Was really hoping for some super ugly ones. I lol'd at the parts where she was just staring into the camera. Made me laugh for some reason.
  • Laley23
    Fab4Runner;1440597 wrote:Not impressed with her faces. Was really hoping for some super ugly ones. I lol'd at the parts where she was just staring into the camera. Made me laugh for some reason.
    Apparently there is more "leaked" video from Vivid of her squirting and sticking a dildo up her own ass in a limo...lol
  • Fab4Runner
    Laley23;1440607 wrote:Apparently there is more "leaked" video from Vivid of her squirting and sticking a dildo up her own ass in a limo...lol
    There was some squirting in the version I watched. No dildo or limo, though, haha.

    All in all...meh. She is a fucking moron, but her body looks phenom (minus the fake rack, of course)...so there's that.
  • gerb131
    better than most like kim k or paris
  • Laley23
    Has anyone seen the whole thing? Ive only seen clips.

    I gotta imagine it is way better than Paris or Kim K. Those were just terrible.
  • Gblock
    the full version was on youtube yesterday
  • bases_loaded
    Gblock;1440688 wrote:the full version was on youtube yesterday
    did youtube change their policies?
  • Gblock
    bases_loaded;1440689 wrote:did youtube change their policies?
    dunno it was the first vid that came up on a google search..im assuming the only way youtube can ban for explicit content is for a vid to get reported..it only had 153 views so my guess is it wasnt up very long. but it wasnt blurred or anything. that bieng said i was unimpressed. i would rank the paris vid first, then kimk, and this last
  • Fab4Runner
    Laley23;1440632 wrote:Has anyone seen the whole thing? Ive only seen clips.

    I gotta imagine it is way better than Paris or Kim K. Those were just terrible.
    I saw a 42 minute long version. There was clearly more footage that they had cut out, but I think it was the one that was officially released.

    I have only seen clips of the Paris and Kim K tapes, but I think it's unfair to compare them. They were actual sex tapes, whereas this was a porno. Farrah hired these people to make the movie and was intent on selling it the entire time. If she knew that millions were going to watch, I am sure that changed the quality of her performance.
  • FatHobbit
    Fab4Runner;1440701 wrote:I saw a 42 minute long version. There was clearly more footage that they had cut out, but I think it was the one that was officially released.

    I have only seen clips of the Paris and Kim K tapes, but I think it's unfair to compare them. They were actual sex tapes, whereas this was a porno. Farrah hired these people to make the movie and was intent on selling it the entire time. If she knew that millions were going to watch, I am sure that changed the quality of her performance.
    I am unconvinced that Paris and Kim K didn't intend to release their's all along.
  • sherm03
    FatHobbit;1440719 wrote:I am unconvinced that Paris and Kim K didn't intend to release their's all along.
    Agreed. While they weren't fucking a porn star in their sex tapes, I believe that they did it with the sole purpose of intentionally leaking it.
  • Fab4Runner
    sherm03;1440747 wrote:Agreed. While they weren't fucking a porn star in their sex tapes, I believe that they did it with the sole purpose of intentionally leaking it.
    I know very little about their respective tapes. It wouldn't surprise me, either, but I have no idea if that's actually true.

    What I do know is that Farrah hired a porn star and a crew to make this video with the intention of selling it. Even if Paris and Kim were going to leak theirs, I still think they are simply sex tapes. It was them and one other person (their actual boyfriends at the time) having sex. Not a porn star and a crew on a set making a movie.
  • sherm03
    Fab4Runner;1440750 wrote:I know very little about their respective tapes. It wouldn't surprise me, either, but I have no idea if that's actually true.

    What I do know is that Farrah hired a porn star and a crew to make this video with the intention of selling it. Even if Paris and Kim were going to leak theirs, I still think they are simply sex tapes. It was them and one other person (their actual boyfriends at the time) having sex. Not a porn star and a crew on a set making a movie.
    That's a valid point...and very true.
  • dlazz
    Fab4Runner watched 42 minutes of porn? :thumbup:
  • Tigerfan00
    dlazz;1440907 wrote:Fab4Runner watched 42 minutes of porn? :thumbup:
    Another bad day for dlazz as he only made it 42 seconds.
  • dlazz
    Tigerfan00;1440998 wrote:Another bad day for dlazz as he only made it 42 seconds.
    42 seconds is a good day for me
  • SportsAndLady
    Tigerfan00;1440998 wrote:Another bad day for dlazz as he only made it 42 seconds.
    Real knee slapper there
  • Curly J
    Fab4Runner;1440750 wrote:I know very little about their respective tapes. It wouldn't surprise me, either, but I have no idea if that's actually true.

    What I do know is that Farrah hired a porn star and a crew to make this video with the intention of selling it. Even if Paris and Kim were going to leak theirs, I still think they are simply sex tapes. It was them and one other person (their actual boyfriends at the time) having sex. Not a porn star and a crew on a set making a movie.
    The only question here is if YOU would do the same thing to give the OC some cred ???