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Idiot Kayaker

  • Gblock
    http://www.toledonewsnow.com/story/21901224/father-daughter-kayakers-missing?hpt=us_bn9

    hopefully this clown kidnapped his daughter and tried to make it look like a drowning.

    no idiot could be dumb enough to go on lake erie in a kayak without a life jacket let alone with a young girl.

    moron
  • Fab1b
    I was reading this and as an avid kayak'er either he is the dumbest person alive or he planned to kill this girl and possibly himself or kidnap.
  • Fab4Runner
    I am pretty sure that dude went to my high school.

    Very sad news no matter what happened. I do hope she is somehow still alive, but we will see.
  • Con_Alma
    "...Authorities say the water was around 39 degrees at the time...."

    Yeah, nothing real smart about taking a 12 year old kayaking in 39 degree water.
  • justincredible
    If there were universal background checks on kayaks this never would have happened. But seriously, what a moron. WTF was the point of going out in a kayak in 39º water and no life jackets unless you had a death wish?
  • vball10set
    Actually, he had custody of his daughter and she lived with him and his fiance', so there goes the kidnapping theory. He's just a moron, plain and simple.
  • dlazz
    justincredible;1422234 wrote:If there were universal background checks on kayaks this never would have happened.
    This is another reason kayaks should be outlawed. There is no reason for kayaks to be in the hands of people. We need stiffer kayak laws.
  • gut
    I'll give this guy the nod over the redneck building a bunker behind his trailer. 20x20 and 24-ft deep, a wall collapsed killing two boys.
  • Tiernan
    When kayaks are outlawed only outlaws will have kayaks...and most likely a few idiots too.
  • Gblock
    this combined with the guy who was letting his kids play in the bunker he was building in his backyard and it caved in on them makes for two darwin awards in one week. too bad it wasnt just the adults who died instead of some kids
  • fish82
    No one really "needs" a kayak. Get rid of them.
  • WebFire
    Reps added for gun law comparisons. :thumbup:
  • vball10set
    gut;1422249 wrote:I'll give this guy the nod over the redneck building a bunker behind his trailer. 20x20 and 24-ft deep, a wall collapsed killing two boys.
    Gblock;1422259 wrote:this combined with the guy who was letting his kids play in the bunker he was building in his backyard and it caved in on them makes for two darwin awards in one week. too bad it wasnt just the adults who died instead of some kids
    I assume you guys are talking about the same bunker deaths?
  • Gblock
    vball10set;1422310 wrote:I assume you guys are talking about the same bunker deaths?
    yep
  • vball10set
    Kayak's don't kill people, kayakers kill people.
  • Heretic
    gut;1422249 wrote:I'll give this guy the nod over the redneck building a bunker behind his trailer. 20x20 and 24-ft deep, a wall collapsed killing two boys.
    So, two incidents leading to the deaths of three children. While only one of the two idiot adults whose ideas these were died (presumably). There is major-league injustice in that.