Is Jesus a 2000 year old zombie?

• Devils Advocate

  

  I get the whole back from the dead thing. But I must have missed the part where he died again.
  
  Any one have an address and zip code? I have a few questions for him.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Jesus has resurrected!!!!
• sherm03

  

  Devils Advocate;1417450 wrote:I get the whole back from the dead thing. But I must have missed the part where he died again.
  
  Any one have an address and zip code? I have a few questions for him.

  He did not die again. My Catholic schooling taught me that 40 days after the Resurrection, Jesus ascended into heaven in the presence of his 11 remaining Apostles.
• ts1227