Farts

• ernest_t_bass

  

  Ever let out a fart that you can't stomach? I normally, like most people, can take the smell of my own farts. Not this one.
  
  I'll be sure to keep you all updated on my riveting news.
  
  Discus.
  
  
• dlazz

  ib4 basement
• thavoice

  Yesterday on the bus.....
  3.5 days of MRE's at least once a day, sometimes twice.....and that bus smelled all kind of nasty....
• xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

  

  I prefer to use a Denfi.
  
  Hope this helps!
• Curly J

  

  
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  ernest_t_bass;1414686 wrote:Ever let out a fart that you can't stomach? I normally, like most people, can take the smell of my own farts. Not this one.
  
  I'll be sure to keep you all updated on my riveting news.
  
  Discus.
  
  

  Wow, this post is almost as good as the family portrait you posted in the funny pictures thread.
• Crimson and Gray Hair

  

  "I love the smell of farts in the morning...smells like - victory!"
• said_aouita

  

  I like to dutch oven my own farts. They smell awesome.
• SnotBubbles

  

  I've never had a fart I didn't enjoy the scent of.
  
  Then again, I've never had Keystone Lite farts either....
  
  Those probably do smell pretty disgusting.
• SnotBubbles

  

  ccrunner609;1414890 wrote:i had a burning sulfur smelling one the other day. It was bad.

  You're boyfriend is supposed to take the gerbil out when you're done.
• dlazz

  SnotBubbles;1414893 wrote:You're boyfriend is supposed to take the gerbil out when you're done.

  your*
• 4cards

  

  ...I like lighting mine!
  
• TedSheckler

  

  I've never farted.
  
  Hope that helps.
• QuakerOats

  TedSheckler;1414993 wrote:I've never farted.
  
  Hope that helps.

  Same here; being civilized has its advantages.
• O-Trap

  

  Ernest, what the hell is this topic?
• Mulva

  

  O-Trap;1415020 wrote:Ernest, what the hell is this topic?

  The topic is farts.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  O-Trap;1415020 wrote:Ernest, what the hell is this topic?

  
  Really?
• LJ

  

  I know a guy that downs these metemucil protein shakes all day long. He literally can never chance a fart.
• said_aouita

  

  Gyros with cucumber dressing really loads ya up to drop some heavy ones.
  
  
  
  wow. That bad boy has been lingering for like 20 minutes.
• O-Trap

  

  ernest_t_bass;1415072 wrote:Really?

  rly
  
  
• ernest_t_bass

  

  O-Trap;1415083 wrote:rly
  
  

  
  Farts
• Gardens35

  In a skillet.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I recommend a fruit/veggie diet for all. EXCELLENT farts.
• O-Trap

  

  ernest_t_bass;1415087 wrote:Farts

  Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. 4-12 after three years chud will be fired along with banner and Lombardi then we will switch back to the 4-3