OCers, what's it like to be you?

• Pick6

  

  pmoney25;1405349 wrote:Mostly true except mine is 12 inch so I guess I'm bringing the average down.

  Its alright. My 16 inch makes up for it. Wrapping my peen around my leg everyday does get a bit annoying, though.
• believer

  

  fan_from_texas;1405007 wrote:Then wake up 3 or 4 times in the night with kiddos

  haha enjoy!
• believer

  

  O-Trap;1405244 wrote:Average OC poster's life:
  
  4:00am - Get up, because hard asses can get up really early.
  4:10am - Power shit, because the men on here are the manliest of men (except MTP)
  4:15am - Lift weights: 385 lbs on the bench. 535 lbs on squat. 800 lbs for a dead lift. 18,000 lbs. on leg press.
  5:00am - Eat breakfast ... bacon ... because we love bacon so much we masturbate with bacon grease.
  5:30am - Washes Adonis-like body, because we all know everyone here is ripped and 6'5".
  6:00am - We get dressed very particularly, because if you don't tie your tie with the right knot, well then you can just GFY.
  6:30am - Head to our $850,000-a-year salary job.
  7:00am - Be a boss of completely incompetent people all day, but it's cool, because you're there, so the company won't go under.
  5:00pm - Leave work in the used Mercedes (because new cars are for suckers and poor people).
  5:30pm - Get home and take another shit.
  6:00pm - Eat a damn sammich that a naked, hot significant other brings us.
  6:30pm - Use the average 14-inch dick on said significant other for 2 hours.
  8:30pm - Get on here and tell people to GFY because you have a 14-inch dick, leg press a small house, make a ton of money, and have sex with beautiful people.
  11:30pm - Go to bed, because awesome people need rest from all the awesomeness.

  I have to admit I got a good chuckle out of it!
• Curly J

  

  Sonofanump;1405151 wrote:I get up at 7, yeah, and I go to work at 9.
  I got no time for living, yes, I'm workin' all the time.

  
  I guess they call you the Working Man.
  
  My day is different everyday. No set time to go to sleep or wake as long as I'm at work by 9:30. Leave work between 6:00 and 6:30ish. Except on Thursdays then I'll leave earlier for a cigar tasting.
  
  Go home feed the Creatures. Grab a beer then eat. Grab another beer. Repeat the beers until I pass out.
• FatHobbit

  

  mcburg93;1405263 wrote:Would rep but have to spread some around first.

  This
• thePITman

  

  Up around 7:00 AM.
  Breakfast.
  Shower.
  Leave for work between 7:40 and 8:00 AM.
  Work until somewhere between 5:00 and 5:30 PM.
  Do whatever in the evening - sports, personal computer projects, play w/ puppy, etc.
• Tiernan

  Its actually a challenge to be me...only a very select few would have the intellectual fortitude to deal with the extremely complex issues I knock out of the park everyday like I'm breathing.
• O-Trap

  

  Tiernan;1405810 wrote:... like I'm breathing.

  Into the breathalyzer?