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VD gifts for my husband

  • SnotBubbles
    Honestly I'd be happy if every Valentine's Day my wife would just book us a hotel room for a weekend in Columbus or Cincinnati and we'd just get away, as a gift. Take me out to dinner....no kids, just relaxation.
  • Gblock
    take him out to dinner and give him road head on the way home and call it a night
  • SnotBubbles
    Gblock;1387353 wrote:take him out to dinner and give him road head on the way home and call it a night
    Is that what you gave your boyfriend for his last Valentine's Day?
  • like_that
    SnotBubbles;1387350 wrote:Honestly I'd be happy if every Valentine's Day my wife would just book us a hotel room for a weekend in Columbus or Cincinnati and we'd just get away, as a gift. Take me out to dinner....no kids, just relaxation.
    No sex?
  • Fly4Fun
    HitsRus;1387179 wrote:You girls really have it easy. Just get the gift that every man wants.....and that'd be his wife in a sexy outfit from Victoria Secret (or better yet... nothing at all). Bottle of wine optional.
    This, followed by...
    O-Trap;1387233 wrote:A lot of meat, bacon included. Whatever bread you use, make it buttered and toasted. At least two different kinds of cheese, and don't skimp. No lettuce or tomato. Whatever condiments he wants.
    this.
  • SnotBubbles
    like_that;1387360 wrote:No sex?
    We have a celibacy pact.
  • Gblock
    SnotBubbles;1387355 wrote:Is that what you gave your boyfriend for his last Valentine's Day?
    epic fail
  • FatHobbit
    SnotBubbles;1387364 wrote:We have a celibacy pact.
    Like Jodi Arias?
  • OSH
    My wife signed us up for a couple's massage. I'm looking forward to that one.
  • Heretic
    Gblock;1387375 wrote:epic fail
    He's apparently reading the MTRULZ BOOK OF EPIC COMEBACKS and actually thinks it contains useful material.
  • Gblock
    Heretic;1387449 wrote:He's apparently reading the MTRULZ BOOK OF EPIC COMEBACKS and actually thinks it contains useful material.
    the thing is i wasnt even talking to him...i only replied to the OP question about what she should get her SO for valentines..
  • 4cards
    ...power I, if you want give him the best Valentines Day gift he'll ever get, you two hook up with another woman for a 3-way and he'll love you for every and ever!

    + make him a bacon sandwich!
  • thavoice
    OSH;1387448 wrote:My wife signed us up for a couple's massage. I'm looking forward to that one.
    Until you get the gay guy as your massage therapist and asks if ya want a happy ending......
  • SnotBubbles
    Gblock;1387454 wrote:the thing is i wasnt even talking to him...i only replied to the OP question about what she should get her SO for valentines..
    I was just teasing Gblock. Chillz bro.

    I have the teasing mental ability of a 3rd grader.
  • Heretic
    SnotBubbles;1387553 wrote:I was just teasing Gblock. Chillz bro.

    I have the teasing mental ability of a 3rd grader.
    Which ties in with you using the MTRULZ BOOK OF EPIC COMEBACKS. As even most third graders would be ashamed to use his lines.
  • Crimson and Gray Hair
    Belly35;1387182 wrote:That only works between the age of 28 and 45 or for the guy 45 someone that is 28 :laugh:
    I don't know about that!

    I'm almost as old as you and I still enjoy it when my wife gives me...















    ...a bottle of wine.
  • SnotBubbles
    Heretic;1387572 wrote:Which ties in with you using the MTRULZ BOOK OF EPIC COMEBACKS. As even most third graders would be ashamed to use his lines.
    Your mom is ashamed to use his WIENER!
  • Heretic
    SnotBubbles;1387641 wrote:Your mom is ashamed to use his WIENER!
    You didn't just read the book, did you? You wrote it! And that means....YOU ARE MTRULZ!!!!!

  • Gblock
    Crimson and Gray Hair;1387639 wrote:I don't know about that!

    I'm almost as old as you and I still enjoy it when my wife gives me...















    ...a bottle of wine.
    or just get some viagra/cialis/etc..
  • O-Trap
    SnotBubbles;1387364 wrote:We have a celibacy pact.
    Surest form of birth control for married couples not interested in having kids. ;)
  • said_aouita
    Give it as cash in all $1's and allow him to go to the strip club.

    (edit) even better- go with him.
  • Belly35
    Crimson and Gray Hair;1387639 wrote:I don't know about that!

    I'm almost as old as you and I still enjoy it when my wife gives me...















    ...a bottle of wine.


    Agree a bottle of wine after sex is alway good ..... 24 bottles a month is a costly :D
  • Pick6
    Belly35;1387819 wrote:Agree a bottle of wine after sex is alway good ..... 24 bottles a month is a costly :D
    not for a mofo like you who throws quarters in urinals.
  • O-Trap
    In all seriousness, I just ask for a quality beer and a nooner every year. I'm betting he'd be happy with that.
  • vball10set
    ;)