Throw me some laughs

• Ironman92

  

  GoChiefs;1375942 wrote:This isn't funny, but it's a pretty bad ass video. Some cool stuff in it.
  
  [video=youtube;A6XUVjK9W4o][/video]

  
  Thanks....good watch. No way in hell some of those are real, but awesome anyways.
• Laley23

  

  GoChiefs;1375942 wrote:This isn't funny, but it's a pretty bad ass video. Some cool stuff in it.
  
  [video=youtube;A6XUVjK9W4o][/video]

  My companys coverage gets in there for a bit.
• Laley23

  

  slcoach;1375944 wrote:Awesome video, but I call b/s on the Longoria video.

  Thats been said it was for a commercial. It was fake.
• Ironman92

  

  Laley23;1376082 wrote:Thats been said it was for a commercial. It was fake.

  
  Fake can be awesome if done well....and this was
• HitsRus

  

  A guy is dining alone in a fancy restaraunt, and find himself seated at a table next to a gorgeous redhead who is also dining alone.
  
  He is trying to think how to approach her when suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye flies out! With quick reaction, he snags the eye out of mid air and quickly returns it tothe embarrassed woman. She asks him if he would join her for dinner, and they chat and have a wonderful time, enjoy a few drinks after, and before he knows it, she picks up the check. She invites him over for a nightcap, and an evening of passionate lovemaking ensues. In the morning she cooks him a wonderful breakfast.
  
  He thanks her and tells her how much he has enjoyed himself. He asks, " You've been so great...are you always so nice to guys on a first date?
  To which she replies, .
  .
  .
  .
  ." Not usually...you just happenned to catch my eye."
• vball10set

  SIMPLE TRUTH 1
  
  Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they
  always dress on their own.
  Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
  SIMPLE TRUTH 2
  
  When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say,
  "Congrats". But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good
  job".
  Moral of the story: Hard work is never appreciated.
  FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
  
  1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in
  a Corvette than on a bicycle.
  2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a--hole's name.
  3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember
  you when they're in trouble again.
  4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
  5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
  BONUS
  
  Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing
  one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.