Indiana Jones - deep thoughts

• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  So in Indiana Jones part 3 (The Last Crusade), Indiana drinks from the cup of Christ, ensuring eternal youth and life. How come in the 4th Indiana Jones (a crappy film with Shia Lebouf), he is old and gray? Wouldn't he be eternally young?
• Trueblue23

  

  Those movies are overrated anyways.
• Manhattan Buckeye

  Trueblue23;1369654 wrote:Those movies are overrated anyways.

  Raiders of the Lost Ark is 3 decades old, could be released today and be the best movie of the year. Amazing how well that film has aged.
  
  To answer the question, supposedly Indy would need to stay there in order to keep eternal youth and life. Once you leave, it no longer applies.
• tk421

  

  because God is a bastard and there is always a catch?
• gut

  That's right, can't cross the seal. Reason why the Knight guarding it was centuries old. He didn't do much guarding, by the way - kind of like, fuck it I'm done.
• tk421

  

  he chose poorly
• Rotinaj

  

  Trueblue23;1369654 wrote:Those movies are overrated anyways.

  You're insane!!!!! The newest one of course is an abortion but the rest are awesome.
• Sonofanump

  SOAU ratings:
  
  Raiders= 10
  Temple= 5
  Last Crusade= 8.5
  Abortion= 2.5
• Manhattan Buckeye

  Sonofanump;1369704 wrote:SOAU ratings:
  
  Raiders= 10
  Temple= 5
  Last Crusade= 8.5
  Abortion= 2.5

  I'm such a dork I actually went to the theater at 7:00 a.m. to get tickets for the prime time opening night showing of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
  
  That was probably the closest I ever came to crying at a movie. I kept looking at my wife with a wink thinking this will get better, it will eventually get better. Then Shia LeBeouf started swinging around with monkeys.
• derek bomar

  

  are you retarded? He's only assured eternal life if he stays within the seal. Jesus...
• Trueblue23

  

  Raiders was awesome but rest were okay at best.
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  derek bomar;1369823 wrote:are you retarded? He's only assured eternal life if he stays within the seal. Jesus...

  How did I miss this point? I just thought you couldn't bring the cup past the seal ... damn I really need to start paying attention haha. I also need to stop posting stupid crap when I am drunk, I forgot I wrote this last night! smh
• Crimson and Gray Hair

  

  Posting stupid crap when you're drunk! How did you ever come up with such a brilliant concept(and while you were drunk no less)?
  
  reps