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Burglar calls 911

  • gut
    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/burglar-calls-911-himself-163618126.html

    LMAO....good stuff

    ""You better come quick," she said, "because my husband's fixin' to shoot him."

    "If he gets out of the truck, shoot him in the legs," James Gerow told his son, according to the Dallas Morning News Crime Blog. "You ain't gotta kill him—just shoot him in the legs."


    And THAT is how you deal with a burglar
  • Sonofanump
    Fuck yeah Texas. Love the A&M shirt.
  • said_aouita
    A baseball bat would have been more fun.
  • I Wear Pants
    That's a much better way than dragging him to the basement and executing him.
  • said_aouita
    I Wear Pants;1337815 wrote:That's a much better way than dragging him to the basement and executing him.
    Even if it's a clean kill?
  • Sonofanump
    I Wear Pants;1337815 wrote:That's a much better way than dragging him to the basement and executing him.
    You don't advocate just letting the burglar go so that no one gets harmed?