Is there anything funnier than jokes about "macaque?"

• SnotBubbles

  

  I mean seriously. Macaque jokes are great. We were watching Nat Geo Wild last night and macaque are mischievous little buggers.
  
  But I couldn't stop laughing when they would say things like "macaque generally don't come out during the day."
  
  My kids didn't get the joke, thankfully.
  
  Give me your best macaque jokes!
  
  
• SnotBubbles

  

  http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Macaque
• said_aouita

  

  SnotBubbles;1336695 wrote: Give me your best macaque jokes!

  
  
  Your mom.
• SportsAndLady

  

  This is the stupidest god damn thread I've ever put my words on
• Ironman92

  

  Why did the macaque cross the road?
  
  Because Dusty Baker wore out his arm.
• SnotBubbles

  

  SportsAndLady;1336721 wrote:This is the stupidest god damn thread I've ever put my words on

  You got something against macaque? You mad because you've never petted macaque? Or are you mad because your mom loves macaque? Please be honest about macaque.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  SnotBubbles;1336738 wrote:You got something against macaque? You mad because you've never petted macaque? Or are you mad because your mom loves macaque? Please be honest about macaque.

  Pretty sure ETB loves Yourcaque
• Devils Advocate

  

  I think I just died a little,,,
• SnotBubbles

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1336741 wrote:Pretty sure ETB loves Yourcaque

  That doesn't make any sense at all. Yourcaque...psh....
• Tiernan

  Waht do you get when you cross a macaque with a dog?
  
  ...wait for it
  
  
  
  a Caquerspaniel.
• SnotBubbles

  

  What did they call the macaque who was singing "You Are So Beautiful?"
  
  ...wait for it
  
  Joe Caquer
• Tiernan

  What do you call it when monkeys start an annoying dance craze?
  
  wait for it...
  
  The Macquacarena
• Mohican00