Maine man gets 5 days in jail for smacking wife with his penis

• osu45804

  

  This absolutely hilarious
  
  http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/337602
• justincredible

  

  This is the first penis-slapping story to make headlines in quite some time. In June 2011, an Illinois jury awarded Ashley Alford $95 million after her boss smacked her in the head with his manhood at the furniture rental store where they both worked. He also threw her to the floor, tore open her blouse, [adsense] and [adsense] on her.
  
  Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/337602#ixzz2DMbYlvCX

  Whoa.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  I went to school in Maine, this isn't that bad. When i was in school a man was jailed for raping a horse with a baseball bat.
• Rotinaj

  

  justincredible;1329752 wrote:Whoa.

  That chick is pretty hot. Also, the guys name is Dick Moore who did it too her.
• said_aouita

  

  I wish my penis was long enough to be able to slap somebody.
• gut

  That Ashley Alford was pretty hot.
  
  But me thinks there's more to that story. She tolerated that for a year? And how is what he did not rape (technically, no, but I assume that's some form of sexual assault)?
  
  Get a new job - something fishy about hanging around that long as things got progressively worse. And, sorry, but a $95M jury award in this case is just as obscene as any act the perv committed.
• Tiernan

  She's $95 Million x hotter now.
• dlazz

  ccrunner609;1329912 wrote:SMH

  
• Rotinaj

  

  Is that a Monet in the background?
• like_that

  

  [LEFT]"And just this August, a drunk Miami University student allegedly [/LEFT]threatened[LEFT] to slap a police officer in the face with his penis after being arrested for public intoxication."
  
  LOL, i forgot about that.[/LEFT]