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What candy are you giving out?

  • gorocks99
    What are you giving out for halloween?

    I'm not giving out any because I'm a lazy shit who didn't buy any, and I live on the 2nd floor of an apartment building. If the kid can get up here I'm giving him a PBR.
  • LJ
    gorocks99;1309310 wrote:What are you giving out for halloween?

    I'm not giving out any because I'm a lazy shit who didn't buy any, and I live on the 2nd floor of an apartment building. If the kid can get up here I'm giving him a PBR.

  • gorocks99
    LJ;1309312 wrote:
    ONE 3 Musketeers? Cheapskate.
  • said_aouita
    beef jerky and protein shakes
  • LJ
    gorocks99;1309313 wrote:ONE 3 Musketeers? Cheapskate.

    Needs a refill. Our first year in this neighborhood, little shits have gone through 10 bags already
  • gorocks99
    LJ;1309315 wrote:Needs a refill. Our first year in Regis neighborhood, little shits have gone through 10 bags already
    Sounds like next year you'll be handing out Accu-chek Nanos
  • LJ
    Traffic jam keeping kids dry
  • I Wear Pants


    Better than candy.
  • Con_Alma
    ...whatever my wife bought.
  • Belly35
    gorocks99;1309310 wrote:What are you giving out for halloween?

    I'm not giving out any because I'm a lazy shit who didn't buy any, and I live on the 2nd floor of an apartment building. If the kid can get up here I'm giving him a PBR.
    bro you live in Chicago you don't give out candy the stores and shop do... Love Chicago on Halloween big party time .. Lakeveiw will be crazy
  • gorocks99
    Belly35;1309371 wrote:bro you live in Chicago you don't give out candy the stores and shop do... Love Chicago on Halloween big party time .. Lakeveiw will be crazy
    Moved out of lakeview about 2 months ago - up in North Center now. They had the stores and shops doing their candy this past weekend on Saturday, tonight all the kids are going door-to-door. They still do not know I am home.
  • Belly35
    In the past 25 year we have had 6 kids show up .. and they where family we are to far off the street and the home are far apart not worth the time. distance between homes+lenght of driveway= less candy
  • Belly35
    Belly35;1309371 wrote:bro you live in Chicago you don't give out candy the stores and shop do... Love Chicago on Halloween big party time .. Lakeveiw will be crazy
    Redline now? my daughter moved closer to the lake .. one building off the shoreway
  • gorocks99
    Belly35;1309381 wrote:Redline now? my daughter moved closer to the lake .. one building off the shoreway
    Nah, still Brown Line (close to the Rockwell and Western stops). Further north and west, away from the lake.
  • hasbeen
    3 rufieteers
  • justincredible
    Nothing. We had our porch light turned off but still had 2 people ring the doorbell. We would've passed out candy but my wife wasn't supposed to be home until well after kids would've been done anyway and I really don't give a shit.
  • sportchampps
    Heath bars we had 1 kid he got a shitload
  • Fab4Runner
    We don't get trick-or-treaters out here in the country.
  • BORIStheCrusher
    Apples w/ razor blades.
  • Sonofanump
    Snickers and Peanut Butter Cups. Make it worth the while for those who make it all the way down the block.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Used Condoms and period blood capsules.
  • O-Trap
    Used syringes.
  • LJ
    ernest_t_bass;1309553 wrote:Used Condoms and period blood capsules.
    BORIStheCrusher;1309474 wrote:Apples w/ razor blades.
    O-Trap;1309567 wrote:Used syringes.
    At least you guys gave out something unlike Scrooge McJustin
  • reclegend22
    In the spirit of gorocks, if a kid is still out in pitch black in pursuit of candy at this time of night, then that kid is a boss and he is getting a Red Bull and couple of Tylenol 4s.
  • Rotinaj
    Everything.