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A tough pill to swallow

  • Devils Advocate



    Bring on the Orange ones baby!



    Discuss:
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Pink Pill - shape shift into bank tellers or armored car guards and steal lots of money every day. I'd all turn into celebrities and bang hot bitches.
  • Iliketurtles
    Raw Dawgin' it;1296607 wrote:Pink Pill - shape shift into bank tellers or armored car guards and steal lots of money every day. I'd all turn into celebrities and bang hot bitches.
    This.
  • FatHobbit
    I'd go with the black pill and then invest accordingly.
  • gorocks99
    Let's see..

    Yellow: People's thoughts are probably pretty boring.
    Green: Flying has potential. Would make commuting easier but since I'm not going to become a superhero I'm not sure how useful it'd be.
    Blue: Hell no, I'm not planning on living just to 37.
    Orange: Not useful enough comparatively.
    Red: I have a smartphone already.
    Pink: Espionage, being able to fuck with people, and turning into Brooklyn Decker just to play with myself. Yes please.
    Grey: Love is overrated. I don't need clingy people.
    Black: Probably the second-most useful, as I'd be able to go into private and know sports scores and lottery numbers without too much hassle.

    I'm going pink as well.
  • SnotBubbles
    Grey pill and I'd move to Hollywood. Rich and famous by default.
  • FatHobbit
    FatHobbit;1296622 wrote:I'd go with the black pill and then invest accordingly.
    I wonder if that counts as using the power publicly? I was thinking I would use it in my own home and then make the investments but on second thought maybe that would cause the hassle. I don't want any more hassle than I already have.
  • FatHobbit
    SnotBubbles;1296630 wrote:Grey pill and I'd move to Hollywood. Rich and famous by default.
    Imagine the sex tapes you could make. Especially if you could combine it with the pink pill and shape shift into Tommy Lee.
  • Fly4Fun
    I agree that Pink and Black seem to be at the top of the list. If I'm going to take the green pill I would at least want to live in somewhere with great weather year around for good flying conditions (not Ohio).
  • SnotBubbles
    FatHobbit;1296639 wrote:Imagine the sex tapes you could make. Especially if you could combine it with the pink pill and shape shift into Tommy Lee.
    I'd go to Hollywood and touch Kate Upton, Kate Beckinsale, Megan Fox, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Selena Gomez and Neil Patrick Harris.
  • FatHobbit
    SnotBubbles;1296656 wrote:I'd go to Hollywood and touch Kate Upton, Kate Beckinsale, Megan Fox, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Selena Gomez and Neil Patrick Harris.
    You should pace yourself a little. In ten years they will all be old and you're gonna wish you saved some of that for later. :D
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    SnotBubbles;1296656 wrote:I'd go to Hollywood and touch Kate Upton, Kate Beckinsale, Megan Fox, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Selena Gomez and Neil Patrick Harris.
    Didn't think of this - this is a solid point. Gray pill has some serious upside too. Although, pink pill is daily, i'd much rather have the daily option
  • gut
    FatHobbit;1296622 wrote:I'd go with the black pill and then invest accordingly.
    This. Other pills are subject to being mitigated by someone else on the same pill (like the yellow could be profitable for poker, the grey pill might score you Keira Knightley, but hundred of others thinking the same thing meaning Keira ends up a whore and you're all losers).

    I was thinking lottery with the black pill, but then you share the prize with millions every day. But same with stocks - if you are slow to take the pill or act on the info, there's nothing to gain.

    So, in fact, the only winning choice might is the pink pill. For those who say orange, well I could shape-shift into a pot smoker for a max of 4 hrs a day, which beats your 3 hours.
  • gut
    Pink pill trumps all. You can even shape-shift to spy on board meetings and then act on the insider info you gather to profit.
  • like_that
    Yellow or red for me.

    Yellow would make it easier to pick up women. Red would allow me to pwn people on informational bets, or allow me to cheat on exams/tests/etc. Red would also allow me to be that know it all bundle of information asshole at the party.
  • said_aouita
    ccrunner609;1296821 wrote:Pink or black can make someone really rich.
    So could grey. Have some fun and sell a few videos.


  • justincredible
    I could make a shit ton of money with yellow or pink. I could get a lot of *adsense* with yellow.

    Yellow.
  • gut
    said_aouita;1296849 wrote:So could grey. Have some fun and sell a few videos.
    Why buy the video when I could buy the pill and get the direct experience?

    That's what makes pink so great. If someone used the grey pill on her, I could shape-shift into them for 2 hours and have my fun. This debate is really no contest.
  • tk421
    Pink pill, defintely. Probably spend most of my time as some hot celeb woman.
  • gut
    tk421;1296892 wrote:Pink pill, defintely. Probably spend most of my time as some hot celeb woman.
    You're doing it wrong.
  • tk421
    a hot famous women, you wouldn't want to see what it was like? Lesbian action in person, I sure would.
  • Laley23
    gut;1296905 wrote:You're doing it wrong.
    You're doing it wrong. Quit making it so technical lol. Just have fun with the options.
  • gut
    tk421;1296913 wrote:a hot famous women, you wouldn't want to see what it was like? Lesbian action in person, I sure would.
    I don't have any desire to have things inside of me, no. Nor have I ever fantasized about having a sex change.
  • said_aouita
    Still think being able to make any chick fall in love with you could be more prosperous in the long run. Touch one old rich bitch who's on her death bed and have it made.

    Nine pills left for the most beautiful chicks in the world.


    Winner.