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Do you take a group shower with your buddies at your house?

  • Ironman92
    This thread makes me laugh....but the topic is ridiculous and beyond disgusting.....and uber ghey
  • gut
    Dad is running a gay teen bathhouse and he's clueless.
  • Sonofanump
    ernest_t_bass;1292300 wrote:Used to happen with snot and I.
    This sentence sounds past tense. Sorry for stalking.
  • sportchampps
    So this what people do after cross country practice
  • gut
    sportchampps;1292400 wrote:So this what people do after cross country practice
    Well, you're not going to sit around in your own diarrhea.
  • Manhattan Buckeye
    "Is it possible that they take after their mother?"

    Obviously they do, they prefer men.

    The rule is one nozzle per person. I wouldn't mind being in our double shower with a friend if we had just finished running and were rushed for time, but it has two nozzles and there is plenty of clearance. I can't imagine ever sharing the same nozzle unless it was a completely desperate situation.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Sonofanump;1292373 wrote:This sentence sounds past tense. Sorry for stalking.

    It still happens, but it used to, too.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    password;1292332 wrote:The dad calls it a "nude fest", I am going to ask my wife if she will invite her girlfriends back to the house after they are done at the gym so we can have a "nude fest".
    This would be 100% acceptable.
  • SnotBubbles
    ernest_t_bass;1292300 wrote:Used to happen with snot and I.
    Those were baths, not showers! The good ol' days...
  • Rotinaj
    Yea this is def some gay shit. We had an open shower area in our high school and I was fine with that but more than 1 male in a single shower is homo to the 5th power.
  • Tiernan
    Teenage boys will do alot of stupid shit (SS) and while this qualifies as SS it may not be ghey in any manner. Last weekend at an OSU tailgate party I heard about some frat dudes doing "Butt Bongs" - according to one of these idiots your interior ass skin membranes are so thin that alcohol can be absorbed much faster into the bloodstream thru your butt. Now I know these dumbasses (no pun intended) pretty well and none of them are ghey in any way but Butt Bongs definitely qualify as supreme SS.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Tiernan;1292508 wrote:Teenage boys will do alot of stupid shit (SS) and while this qualifies as SS it may not be ghey in any matter. Last weekend at an OSU tailgate party I heard about some frat dudes doing "Butt Bongs" - according to one of these idiots your interior ass skin membranes are so thin that alcohol can be absorbed much faster into the bloodstream thru your butt. Now I know these dumbasses (no pun intended) pretty well and none of them are ghey in any way but Butt Bongs definitely qualify as supreme SS.
    If they take alcohol up the ass they probably take semen up the ass too, which would make them very ghey.
  • FatHobbit
    Tiernan;1292508 wrote:Teenage boys will do alot of stupid shit (SS) and while this qualifies as SS it may not be ghey in any manner. Last weekend at an OSU tailgate party I heard about some frat dudes doing "Butt Bongs" - according to one of these idiots your interior ass skin membranes are so thin that alcohol can be absorbed much faster into the bloodstream thru your butt. Now I know these dumbasses (no pun intended) pretty well and none of them are ghey in any way but Butt Bongs definitely qualify as supreme SS.
    I think that's an easy way to get alcohol poisoning.
  • Tiernan
    FatHobbit;1292541 wrote:I think that's an easy way to get alcohol poisoning.
    Pretty sure its a way to get something and alcohol poisoning maybe the least of your worries.
  • O-Trap
    To the topic itself, if one person is close enough that accidental contact can take place, that's too close. Hell, I'm even okay with one of those crazy big ceiling shower heads as long as no two parties are close enough to accidentally make contact.
    like_that;1292284 wrote:I still would have preferred the individual closed showers in HS though. I stopped showering in the locker room and opted to shower when I got home because of the stupid shit that went on in there. Our heavyweight would always try to be funny and piss on people. When I saw that it ruined it for me. It's always the fat slobs that do stupid shit like that.

    This was some of the hazing that was done to freshmen when I was in school. Gross.
    Laley23;1292341 wrote:This thread deserves a properly placed "Da Fuq?" clip from Cartman.

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    Tiernan;1292508 wrote:Teenage boys will do alot of stupid shit (SS) and while this qualifies as SS it may not be ghey in any manner. Last weekend at an OSU tailgate party I heard about some frat dudes doing "Butt Bongs" - according to one of these idiots your interior ass skin membranes are so thin that alcohol can be absorbed much faster into the bloodstream thru your butt. Now I know these dumbasses (no pun intended) pretty well and none of them are ghey in any way but Butt Bongs definitely qualify as supreme SS.

    This also deserves it.
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    Raw Dawgin' it;1292509 wrote:If they take alcohol up the ass they probably take semen up the ass too, which would make them very ghey.
    LOL!
  • O-Trap
    Tiernan;1292556 wrote:Pretty sure its a way to get something and alcohol poisoning maybe the least of your worries.
    Well, they do say bleaching of the asshole is a popular thing right now.
  • FatHobbit
    O-Trap;1292559 wrote:Well, they do say bleaching of the asshole is a popular thing right now.
    That would be a shitty job.
  • gut
    FatHobbit;1292541 wrote:I think that's an easy way to get alcohol poisoning.
    Just a news story the other day about this. Some kid on trial because he "wine but slammed" or something (forget the exact term), but that's what he did. Ended up in the hospital. Now I'm not sure how it came about, but for some reason his lawyer saw fit to make a statement the guy was not gay.

    But, yeah, basically you absorb it quicker and you circumvent the liver....so very dangerous. Although I suppose in the future if my liver ever says "no mas" then there are still ways to get drunk.
  • O-Trap
    I would assume you'd have to tone it WAY down to do that, since you are indeed circumventing your liver. Who the hell comes up with this shit?
  • O-Trap
    Tiernan;1292508 wrote:Teenage boys will do alot of stupid shit (SS) and while this qualifies as SS it may not be ghey in any manner. Last weekend at an OSU tailgate party I heard about some frat dudes doing "Butt Bongs" - according to one of these idiots your interior ass skin membranes are so thin that alcohol can be absorbed much faster into the bloodstream thru your butt. Now I know these dumbasses (no pun intended) pretty well and none of them are ghey in any way but Butt Bongs definitely qualify as supreme SS.
    Talked to one of the leaders at the youth center, and apparently, this is becoming somewhat popular among boys in Jr. High and HS.

    And apparently, girls have their own version: vodka tampons.

    Talk about firecrotch.
  • gut
    Easy to see why jr. high and HS kids would like it - can't smell alcohol on their breath. Though I imagine they are so obliterated it's still way to easy to spot them.
    Or would your breath still smell?
  • isadore
    gosh a ruddies
    "Tennessee fraternity suspended after alcohol enemas"
    http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html
  • gut
    ^^^only in the SEC
  • Mulva
    gut;1292986 wrote:Easy to see why jr. high and HS kids would like it - can't smell alcohol on their breath.
    I would have much rather had alcohol on my breath when I was 14 than a bong in my ass.
  • tk421
    not that I doubt kids do stupid shit, but I'm calling BS on vodka tampons.

    http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

    I'm not a female, so I don't have first hand knowledge but I imagine it would be like trying to insert wet toilet paper inside your body, not going to happen. Not to mention the pain of the alcohol against some very very sensitive areas.

    Butt bonging, on the other hand, is a sure fire way to land in the ER. What's wrong with just drinking the damn alcohol?