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Dropped dead

  • said_aouita
    If you died immediately after reading this, how long would it take before somebody found you?



    Really depends. It could be tomorrow AM when I don't show up or answer the phone. Or it could go until I start decomposing and really stinking up the place.
  • gorocks99
    Approximately 0.5 seconds as the person in the cube behind me would undoubtedly notice.
  • justincredible
    My boss and I face each other from across the room. He'd know immediately.
  • TedSheckler
    Probably pretty fast. I'm on I-270 right now. The first person I crash into would find me.
  • gerb131
    They'd know but would they tell anyone?
  • GoChiefs
    About an hour when my wife gets home.
  • justincredible
    TedSheckler;1282577 wrote:Probably pretty fast. I'm on I-270 right now. The first person I crash into would find me.
    Don't OC and drive.
  • Belly35
    My wife has gone out shopping so its me and the dog and he worthless ..... 4 hours
  • ernest_t_bass
    Instant. Sitting in room with wife, my mom, and SVF.
  • Midstate01
    Well my 9month old daughter would see it immediately. The dog would likely dry hump me.
    As for someone who'd know what was going on. It'd be another 5 hours or so before my wife would be home.
  • thePITman
    About a half hour when my fiance wakes up and walks into the living room where I'm watching TV.
  • slingshot4ever
    A day. Wife is out of town today. No plans tonight...
  • sjmvsfscs08
    Instantly.
  • brutus161
    I'm currently sitting in a bar, so I will say after last call.
  • Trueblue23
    My girlfriend would know as soon as she caught a whiff of the smell, because South Park taught us we all shit ourselves when we die.
  • hasbeen
    My girlfriend is in the kitchen(where she belongs). So relatively quickly.
  • power i
    Whenever the last NFL game is over tonight.
  • Sonofanump
    power i;1284011 wrote:Whenever the last NFL game is over tonight.
    Won't Cletus alert the others?
  • said_aouita
    bump

    It would probably be a few days for myself I'm guessing.
  • Heretic
    At work, so it probably wouldn't take long. Whenever someone feels the need to talk to me or just walks by.

    Now, whether anyone acts on that is a different story, but at least they'd know!
  • dlazz
    How on earth did you bump a 2 year old thread?
  • Belly35
    Wow! Rerun on the OC... I'm going have to post more Threads now...
  • Cat Food Flambe'
    Midstate01;1282622 wrote: The dog would likely dry hump me.
    .
    This might be the best post I've ever seen on the OC. :)
  • said_aouita
    dlazz;1576218 wrote:How on earth did you bump a 2 year old thread?
    Very carefully.
  • TedSheckler
    said_aouita;1576206 wrote:bump

    It would probably be a few days for myself I'm guessing.
    Sounds just like here. No one would notice (or care) if you dropped dead.