Many benefits of beer

• said_aouita

  

  You can thwart robbers with beer.
  
  

  Police: Video shows store clerk using beer cans to thwart would-be robbery

  
  
  http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/store-clerk-uses-beer-cans-run-would-be-robber/nSGGg/
• Iliketurtles

  

  said_aouita;1275862 wrote:You can thwart robbers with beer.
  
  
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  http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/store-clerk-uses-beer-cans-run-would-be-robber/nSGGg/

  What a waste of beer... Soda cans would have done the same thing.
• Speedofsand

  

  That's alcohol abuse. Also next to The First Turn bar. WTH is this doing on a minor league Ohio website?
• said_aouita

  

  At least he used a shitty beer.
  
  
  
• Speedofsand

  

  It was Natural Ice beer.
• sleeper

  

  4 posts in and the beer snobs are out.
  
  Bud Light is the best beer on the market. Bar none.
• QuakerOats

  sleeper;1276020 wrote:4 posts in and the beer snobs are out.
  
  Bud Light is the best beer on the market. Bar none.

  
  It is if you like foamy water.
• sleeper

  

  QuakerOats;1276241 wrote:It is if you like foamy water.

  It's the greatest beer ever. Prove me wrong.
• Crimson streak

  

  I'd say bud is the most bang for your buck but definitely not the greatest beer. I do love those platinums though
• said_aouita

  

  sleeper;1276243 wrote:It's the greatest beer ever. Prove me wrong.

  OK but first define Greatest. Assuming your "greatest" has nothing to do with taste?
• sleeper

  

  said_aouita;1276455 wrote:OK but first define Greatest. Assuming your "greatest" has nothing to do with taste?

  There is no caveat. There is no exception. Bud Light is the greatest beer ever made.
• BORIStheCrusher

  

  sleeper;1276243 wrote:It's the greatest beer ever. Prove me wrong.

  Didn't even get bronze in it's own category at the GABF.
  
  http://www.greatamericanbeerfestival.com/the-competition/winners/past-winners/
• sleeper

  

  BORIStheCrusher;1276570 wrote:Didn't even get bronze in it's own category at the GABF.
  
  http://www.greatamericanbeerfestival.com/the-competition/winners/past-winners/

  Oh you mean it didn't win gold prize at a beer snobs convention? Spare me.
• mcburg93

  

  sleeper;1276243 wrote:It's the greatest beer ever. Prove me wrong.

  I can prove you right lol.
  
  http://www.bizjournals.com/dayton/news/2012/01/28/top-20-selling-beers-of-2011.html?s=image_gallery
  
  [URL="http://www.foodandbeverageunderground.com/top-selling-beers.html"]http://www.foodandbeverageunderground.com/top-selling-beers.html
  
  [URL="http://www.saveonbrew.com/blog-article/the-top-10-selling-beers-in-america-2012"]http://www.saveonbrew.com/blog-article/the-top-10-selling-beers-in-america-2012
  
  [URL]http://www.cnbc.com/id/23632016/?photo=11[/URL][/URL][/URL]
• BORIStheCrusher

  

  sleeper;1276584 wrote:Oh you mean it didn't win gold prize at a beer snobs convention? Spare me.

  It's a blind taste test, going up against other american light lagers such as Miller lite, PBR, ect. Has nothing to do with being snobby, simply judges who know the style that think it sucks.
• sleeper

  

  BORIStheCrusher;1276648 wrote:It's a blind taste test, going up against other american light lagers such as Miller lite, PBR, ect. Has nothing to do with being snobby, simply judges who know the style that think it sucks.

  Judges in a beer competition are usually the beer snobs that I'm talking about. Because of its unique taste and clean finish, a combination difficult to replicate in taste and quality, beer snobs know they are drinking bud light.
  
  It's all about marketing. Beer snobs typically have no life other than convincing other's their preference for beer is inferior to some obscure beer located in a place that no one has heard of.
• sleeper

  

  mcburg93;1276641 wrote:I can prove you right lol.
  
  http://www.bizjournals.com/dayton/news/2012/01/28/top-20-selling-beers-of-2011.html?s=image_gallery
  
  http://www.foodandbeverageunderground.com/top-selling-beers.html
  
  http://www.saveonbrew.com/blog-article/the-top-10-selling-beers-in-america-2012
  
  http://www.cnbc.com/id/23632016/?photo=11

  These links will upset the beer snobs. Cue the false analogy of "Well if you use selling than you think McDonald's hamburgers must be the best hamburger".
  
  It's EZ.
• Curly J

  

  sleeper;1276672 wrote:Beer snobs typically have no life other than convincing other's their preference for beer is inferior to some obscure beer located in a place that no one has heard of.

  Like Michigan or Ohio even.