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The most worthless person you know in real life...

  • Steel Valley Football
    Maybe it's a sign of the depressed economy where I grew up, but the "worthless" people I know from Warren are far more worthless than any of these stories. I have old friends who smoke crack all day, some in jail, others who were even more worthless but are now dead from ODs.
  • vball10set
    justincredible;1263715 wrote:W2's. Post 'em. Both of you.

    I file a 1099, but I can't post it 'cause I wouldn't be practicing what I preach...just sayin' :D
  • Heretic
    My ex-wife was pretty worthless. "Oh, there's consistent money flowing in...time to start REALLY developing drug habits!!!!" And the sad thing...she's still alive. Bitch.
  • BR1986FB
    Heretic;1263745 wrote:My ex-wife was pretty worthless. "Oh, there's consistent money flowing in...time to start REALLY developing drug habits!!!!" And the sad thing...she's still alive. Bitch.
    At least she's not in porn. :D
  • ernest_t_bass
    Me.
  • Sykotyk
    The most worthless are those who can that don't. That want without cost. That choose anger over action.

    There's way too many people to list that I've met in my life. I honestly just let them go on their way. They'll be miserable, I'll be happy. That's all the affirmation I need.
  • se-alum
    My brothers step-son's father. He suddenly decided a couple years back he wanted to fight for custody of my nephew. He's a worthless druggie, but his parents have connections within the good ol boy network of the local law scene. So, obviously, he started getting visitations, and then more and more visitation rights. He has failed 3 drug tests, at the courthouse. He recently got 3 DUI's in a two week period, and was arrested 3 times in one day. During baseball season he was arrested at the ball field while with my nephew because he had a warrant out for selling weed(he tried to screw the people he was selling to, and they beat his ass and turned him in when they were caught). He has no job, and pays no child support, yet he continues to get visitation rights every Saturday from 8-5:30.
  • GoChiefs
    Easily a cousin of mine...

    3 DUI's, multiple drug charges
    4 kids (pays for none, has custody of none, yet makes $1,000 a week)
    Cant' hold a job (he's lost multiple jobs that would be considered great jobs for the area)
    2 divorces, just left his 3rd wife last week

    Just to give you an idea of how stupid this guy is. We were partying one night, he was drunk, I had sobered up by this time, and he pissed me off, and I was going to beat his ass. So he ran to his truck, and I followed behind him. He locked the doors so I started beating on the door of his brand new truck, and I told him to roll his window down or get out so I could kick the shit out of him. The dumbass procedes to roll his window down, and I then break his nose. So his wife at the time gets in the passenger seat and they leave.

    Short time later, sheriff comes to the door, asks me to follow him down to the station because my cousin was pressing assault charges on me. I go to the station and we walk up through the cells, and I see my cousin sitting in one. I ask the sheriff why the hell he is in a jail cell?? The sheriff then tells me that he came to press charges, and instead of letting his sober wife drive, he drove. The sheriff saw him in the drivers seat when they pulled in the parking lot, so they arrested him for driving drunk.
  • Ironman92
    GoChiefs;1263787 wrote:Easily a cousin of mine...

    3 DUI's, multiple drug charges
    4 kids (pays for none, has custody of none, yet makes $1,000 a week)
    Cant' hold a job (he's lost multiple jobs that would be considered great jobs for the area)
    2 divorces, just left his 3rd wife last week

    Just to give you an idea of how stupid this guy is. We were partying one night, he was drunk, I had sobered up by this time, and he pissed me off, and I was going to beat his ass. So he ran to his truck, and I followed behind him. He locked the doors so I started beating on the door of his brand new truck, and I told him to roll his window down or get out so I could kick the shit out of him. The dumbass procedes to roll his window down, and I then break his nose. So his wife at the time gets in the passenger seat and they leave.

    Short time later, sheriff comes to the door, asks me to follow him down to the station because my cousin was pressing assault charges on me. I go to the station and we walk up through the cells, and I see my cousin sitting in one. I ask the sheriff why the hell he is in a jail cell?? The sheriff then tells me that he came to press charges, and instead of letting his sober wife drive, he drove. The sheriff saw him in the drivers seat when they pulled in the parking lot, so they arrested him for driving drunk.

    I have a lot of relatives in Logan....sounds like we're related. Lol

    I can't say the person I'm thinking of....someone (one of you 9 participating members) will know this person.
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;1263787 wrote:Easily a cousin of mine...

    3 DUI's, multiple drug charges
    4 kids (pays for none, has custody of none, yet makes $1,000 a week)
    Cant' hold a job (he's lost multiple jobs that would be considered great jobs for the area)
    2 divorces, just left his 3rd wife last week

    Just to give you an idea of how stupid this guy is. We were partying one night, he was drunk, I had sobered up by this time, and he pissed me off, and I was going to beat his ass. So he ran to his truck, and I followed behind him. He locked the doors so I started beating on the door of his brand new truck, and I told him to roll his window down or get out so I could kick the shit out of him. The dumbass procedes to roll his window down, and I then break his nose. So his wife at the time gets in the passenger seat and they leave.

    Short time later, sheriff comes to the door, asks me to follow him down to the station because my cousin was pressing assault charges on me. I go to the station and we walk up through the cells, and I see my cousin sitting in one. I ask the sheriff why the hell he is in a jail cell?? The sheriff then tells me that he came to press charges, and instead of letting his sober wife drive, he drove. The sheriff saw him in the drivers seat when they pulled in the parking lot, so they arrested him for driving drunk.
    LOL. Classic. What an idiot.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Where's thavoice? Surprised he's not on here ranting about his wife
  • Dr Winston O'Boogie
    GoChiefs;1263787 wrote:Easily a cousin of mine...

    3 DUI's, multiple drug charges
    4 kids (pays for none, has custody of none, yet makes $1,000 a week)
    Cant' hold a job (he's lost multiple jobs that would be considered great jobs for the area)
    2 divorces, just left his 3rd wife last week

    Just to give you an idea of how stupid this guy is. We were partying one night, he was drunk, I had sobered up by this time, and he pissed me off, and I was going to beat his ass. So he ran to his truck, and I followed behind him. He locked the doors so I started beating on the door of his brand new truck, and I told him to roll his window down or get out so I could kick the **** out of him. The dumbass procedes to roll his window down, and I then break his nose. So his wife at the time gets in the passenger seat and they leave.

    Short time later, sheriff comes to the door, asks me to follow him down to the station because my cousin was pressing assault charges on me. I go to the station and we walk up through the cells, and I see my cousin sitting in one. I ask the sheriff why the hell he is in a jail cell?? The sheriff then tells me that he came to press charges, and instead of letting his sober wife drive, he drove. The sheriff saw him in the drivers seat when they pulled in the parking lot, so they arrested him for driving drunk.
    That is nice work by your cousin - DUI in the cop's front yard.

    I don't someone like these people personally. But of course there are lots of good stories in the world. These types are always good to listen to.
  • superman
    My neighbor's 4 year old. She is always asking someone to push her on the swingset in their yard. Lazy little bastard.
  • OSH
    GoChiefs;1263787 wrote:Easily a cousin of mine...

    3 DUI's, multiple drug charges
    4 kids (pays for none, has custody of none, yet makes $1,000 a week)
    Cant' hold a job (he's lost multiple jobs that would be considered great jobs for the area)
    2 divorces, just left his 3rd wife last week

    Just to give you an idea of how stupid this guy is. We were partying one night, he was drunk, I had sobered up by this time, and he pissed me off, and I was going to beat his ass. So he ran to his truck, and I followed behind him. He locked the doors so I started beating on the door of his brand new truck, and I told him to roll his window down or get out so I could kick the **** out of him. The dumbass procedes to roll his window down, and I then break his nose. So his wife at the time gets in the passenger seat and they leave.

    Short time later, sheriff comes to the door, asks me to follow him down to the station because my cousin was pressing assault charges on me. I go to the station and we walk up through the cells, and I see my cousin sitting in one. I ask the sheriff why the hell he is in a jail cell?? The sheriff then tells me that he came to press charges, and instead of letting his sober wife drive, he drove. The sheriff saw him in the drivers seat when they pulled in the parking lot, so they arrested him for driving drunk.
    If he's that stupid, then why would you party with him?

    Sounds like it's all your fault and you are the stupid one...:cool:
  • GoChiefs
    OSH;1263885 wrote:If he's that stupid, then why would you party with him?

    Sounds like it's all your fault and you are the stupid one...:cool:
    We were all at my sister's for New Year's Eve. Wasn't partying with him, he was just there.
  • vball10set
    superman;1263884 wrote:My neighbor's 4 year old. She is always asking someone to push her on the swingset in their yard. Lazy little bitch.
    fify
  • Fab4Runner
    My best friend from high school has the absolute most worthless piece of shit ex-boyfriend/father of her child. He is an alcoholic, does drugs, has gotten DUIs and has been arrested countless other times. He is in a labor union and makes decent money when he actually decides to work...but that's pretty rare.

    He recently (April-July) decided he would start hitting her and pushing her around. She finally had enough after he stabbed himself in the chest with a steak knife and then broke a bottle over his head, which resulted in a huge gash. She called the cops that night and when they arrived, he told them she did it. She was actually arrested and was prohibited from seeing their son until a couple weeks ago. Just this week he finally made an official statement to authorities that he had done it himself and that no charges should be pressed against her. Meanwhile, he has child endangerment and domestic violence charges pending.
  • BR1986FB
    Fab4Runner;1263932 wrote:My best friend from high school has the absolute most worthless piece of shit ex-boyfriend/father of her child. He is an alcoholic, does drugs, has gotten DUIs and has been arrested countless other times. He is in a labor union and makes decent money when he actually decides to work...but that's pretty rare.

    He recently (April-July) decided he would start hitting her and pushing her around. She finally had enough after he stabbed himself in the chest with a steak knife and then broke a bottle over his head, which resulted in a huge gash. She called the cops that night and when they arrived, he told them she did it. She was actually arrested and was prohibited from seeing their son until a couple weeks ago. Just this week he finally made an official statement to authorities that he had done it himself and that no charges should be pressed against her. Meanwhile, he has child endangerment and domestic violence charges pending.
    Does he drink Mountain Dew?
  • Fab4Runner
    BR1986FB;1263937 wrote:Does he drink Mountain Dew?
    Probably! Fortunately, I have never spent enough time around him to know.
  • like_that
    Since ETB personally stalked me, does it count if i say him?
  • ernest_t_bass
    like_that;1263970 wrote:Since ETB personally stalked me, does it count if i say him?
    It's OK with me. But you put all the info out there. All I did was type ONE search into google. You deserved it, and you even admitted it! :)
  • like_that
    ernest_t_bass;1263973 wrote:It's OK with me. But you put all the info out there. All I did was type ONE search into google. You deserved it, and you even admitted it! :)
    Not sure if I said I deserve it, but I did admit fucking up.
  • sportchampps
    My parents neighbors. They have 5 kids together and are not married. They are not married because only he works and she claims welfare on the kids because his salary would take away their benefits. They own 2 large dogs that they don't take care of. Their dogs escape their back yard because they can't lock a gate virtually everyday and have killed another neighbors dog and bitten three people. ( I don't know how they are allowed to keep the dogs). They only mow their lawn when the city leaves a warning on their door for the grass being over a foot high. They have a pool in their back yard they bought last summer that they never emptied or cleaned and is now a dark green color and they still let their kids swim in it. When they have parties they always go out to their cars to do drugs in the driveway.
  • said_aouita
    Probably myself currently. Because I hate most people.
  • Pick6
    1) My sister-in-law. I hate that skanky bitch. My step brother dated her 3 months and they decided to go to the courthouse to get married. Add in my step brother is an idiot himself. Anyways, she had a kid in HS with some random guy. She has never had a job. She is 20 I think and doesnt even have her license. My brother has a good job, coal miner. He makes 70k+ a year, but they dont have any money because of the gold digging hoe. He supports the kid completely. They moved out of my dad's house for about 3 months, but apparently dont have any money so they moved back in with all of their shit. I have a good relationship with my dad, but he is whipped by my stepmom. They shouldnt have let them move back in.

    Now things are back to the old ways where my parents are fucking taking care of them. The bitch doesnt even take care of her daughter. My step mom always has to do it. All she does is sit on her iPhone and start shit on facebook all day. She just ruined my parents fairly new $1000+ dining table after throwing her nail polish remover on it. Fucked up the finish. Really I, along with the rest of my family feel she uses my step brother and takes advantage of my parents and it pisses me off, and I let it be known. Nobody likes her. She is just a classless bitch who I cannot stand.

    2) Older step brother. He is 25 years old and still lives at home. He has his degree in computer programming, but has never once looked for a job in the field. He is content working for the family hardware store making minimum wage and living at home the rest of his life.

    3) Some chick I graduated with, who I was actually pretty good friends with in HS just got sent to prison for 3-5 1/2 years today for drugs and then breaking her house arrest. She was on house arrest because she was at home and stole her Dad's gun and was acting like she was going to shoot somebody with it, so they called the cops on her. She snuck over $1000 worth of drugs into jail and got her ass beat while in there. (Keep in mind her "boyfriend" is in jail for 18 years for drugs). So her parents bailed her out (in which she almost refused to come home), and she ended up on house arrest. She is really fucked up, but you could see it coming with the way her parents let her get away with everything when she was younger.