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vball10set

Leroy had been going to the University of Michigan for 11 years and just

couldn't graduate.

One day, the dean of students calls Leroy in to his office and says, "Leroy,

we're going to give you the opportunity to graduate. In a month, at half time

of the homecoming football game, we are going to bring you out on the field

and ask you one question. If you get it right, you get your degree. If you get

it wrong, you have to go home without it and not come back."

Leroy agreed to this and ran off to start studying. He studied night and day

for a month. Finally the day came. It was a special day with homecoming

and Leroy's shindig. The whole stadium was packed with Wolverine students

and alumni, all waiting to see how Leroy would do.

The dean stepped up and said, "Leroy, are you ready for your question?"

Leroy said he was.

The dean said, "Leroy, what is 3 X 3?"

Leroy thought about it for about ten minutes and then finally stepped up to

the microphone and said, "9?"

Before the dean could respond, thousands of the Michigan students and

alumni jumped up and yelled, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!"

GoChiefs

A young couple, just married, was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

"Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"

said_aouita

Why was the leprosy hockey game called?

A face-off in the corner.

Rotinaj

Why don't monkeys like to play poker in the jungle?
2 many cheetahs.

O-Trap

vball10set;1261847 wrote:Leroy had been going to the University of Michigan for 11 years and just

couldn't graduate.

One day, the dean of students calls Leroy in to his office and says, "Leroy,

we're going to give you the opportunity to graduate. In a month, at half time

of the homecoming football game, we are going to bring you out on the field

and ask you one question. If you get it right, you get your degree. If you get

it wrong, you have to go home without it and not come back."

Leroy agreed to this and ran off to start studying. He studied night and day

for a month. Finally the day came. It was a special day with homecoming

and Leroy's shindig. The whole stadium was packed with Wolverine students

and alumni, all waiting to see how Leroy would do.

The dean stepped up and said, "Leroy, are you ready for your question?"

Leroy said he was.

The dean said, "Leroy, what is 3 X 3?"

Leroy thought about it for about ten minutes and then finally stepped up to

the microphone and said, "9?"

Before the dean could respond, thousands of the Michigan students and

alumni jumped up and yelled, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!"

Two questions. "Are you ready for your question?" is a question.

O-Trap

A man with osteogenesis imperfecta walked into a bar.

He died.

said_aouita

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks, "What's that for?" The pirate responds, "Aarrr, its driving me nuts".

Ironman92

O-Trap;1262018 wrote:Two questions. "Are you ready for your question?" is a question.

Yeah, first thing I thought.

Devils Advocate

a man walks into a boar with his #### hanging out. the bar tented asks why the #### are you doing with your #### hanging out in the #####ing #####? The man says ##### my ##### and make it a #### double.

DeadliestWarrior34

vball10set;1261847 wrote:Leroy had been going to the University of Michigan for 11 years and just

couldn't graduate.

One day, the dean of students calls Leroy in to his office and says, "Leroy,

we're going to give you the opportunity to graduate. In a month, at half time

of the homecoming football game, we are going to bring you out on the field

and ask you one question. If you get it right, you get your degree. If you get

it wrong, you have to go home without it and not come back."

Leroy agreed to this and ran off to start studying. He studied night and day

for a month. Finally the day came. It was a special day with homecoming

and Leroy's shindig. The whole stadium was packed with Wolverine students

and alumni, all waiting to see how Leroy would do.

The dean stepped up and said, "Leroy, are you ready for your question?"

Leroy said he was.

The dean said, "Leroy, what is 3 X 3?"

Leroy thought about it for about ten minutes and then finally stepped up to

the microphone and said, "9?"

Before the dean could respond, thousands of the Michigan students and

alumni jumped up and yelled, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!"

*dregree

DeadliestWarrior34

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

The holocaust

gut

The CIA is testing some new recruits. They give each a gun and tell them to go into the next room, where their wife is, and kill her.

The first, a newlywed, goes in and comes right back out. Says "No way could I do it, I love her too much".

The second, a man in his 30's, goes in and comes out a few seconds later. "I just couldn't do it...even after 10 years I still love her too much".

The third man just celebrated his 25th anniversary. He goes in and we hear "bang....bang". Then a woman screams. Some loud tustling noises and then silence. The supervisor runs in and sees the woman lying on the ground, her neck all twisted. He says "What happened? I don't understand!" The man replies "some idiot loaded the gun with blanks, so I had to strangle her"

vball10set

Ironman92;1262188 wrote:Yeah, first thing I thought.

:rolleyes:

Ironman92

A man and his girlfriend were nearing their wedding date. As they were talking the woman was very conscientious about her flat chest. The guy insists it's ok but she's not having it. The man says he'll pay for a boob job to make her happy. She says she's too afraid of surgery....but her friend knows a doctor with special potions and such and she's going to schedule an appointment.

The woman visits this doctor and returns home with a special poem. The woman stood naked in front of the mirror and said "mirror mirror, on the door, make my boobs a 34"....next morning she woke up a 34....much to her fiancé's delight....but he says "why not try 44"....so the woman before bed stands naked in front of the mirror and says "mirror mirror, on the door, make my boobs a 44"....next morning WOW!

So now the guy gets curious and before he hits the bed that night he strips down in front of the mirror and says " mirror mirror, on the door, make my dick touch the floor".........

He woke up the next morning and was 2 inches tall.

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