Office Break In

• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  While i was gone someone broke into our office and took a shit in a trash can and then wiped their ass with a t-shirt.
  
  Anyone have any weird office break in stories? They also stole my wireless mouse and keyboard. But I can't imagine walking into my office and seeing a day old turd rotting away in there, must have stunk.
• Heretic

  

  Was the "someone" you before going on vacation. Because it'd be awesome if true!
• Cher

  Raw Dawgin' it;1261114 wrote:
  Anyone have any weird office break in stories?

  
  No.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Heretic;1261118 wrote:Was the "someone" you before going on vacation. Because it'd be awesome if true!

  I always wanted to piss or shit in my old supervisors office at my last job. I don't have that kind of ill will towards anyone here, but do respect the balls it took to drop one in someone's trash can.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Had a buddy that had an odd break in at work. They only "stole" some money in the coffee jar. Funny thing though.... They also found a hidden cam in the ladies room about 3 weeks later.
• Tiernan

  Years ago I used to call on a Plbg & Htg Supply House in Cleveland. One day I show up and there are two cop cars in the parking lot. When I walk in the regular Lot Security Guard is sitting there crying and I mean actually blubbering...that supposedly two black guys had jumped him and the only thing they stole was his gun.
• Trueblue23

  

  I worked as a lifeguard for three summers when I was in high school and kids would constantly leave their bikes at the pool. One night someone hopped the fence and threw every one of those damn bikes into an 11ft deep pool.
  
  
  It was me.
• Mr. 300

  

  Had a guy piss in the gas tank of a tow motor many years ago....
• Gardens35

  Raw Dawgin' it;1261114 wrote:While i was gone someone broke into our office and took a shit in a trash can and then wiped their ass with a t-shirt.
  
  Anyone have any weird office break in stories? They also stole my wireless mouse and keyboard. But I can't imagine walking into my office and seeing a day old turd rotting away in there, must have stunk.

  
  Pics? Thanks in advance.
• gerb131

  

  We had a change jar at my old job where you could get cans of pop/gatorade/snacks from .50 to 1$ and it would pile up by the end of the 2 weeks when they snack station would be replenished. Came up missing a couple times in a couple month period. Well my boss put a 100$ bill in and shoved it in the bottom. Guess the cleaning service couldn't keep the hands off it as she set up a camera and caught the lady pocketing it.
• Benny The Jet

  

  Was it these guys?
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• Enforcer

  

  If You find out who did it the obvious thing to do is break in their house and upper deck them LOL
• Trueblue23

  

  Enforcer;1261538 wrote:If You find out who did it the obvious thing to do is break in their house and upper deck them LOL

  Ann the upper decker. Always a fair war weapon.
• Cher

  Tiernan;1261147 wrote:Years ago I used to call on a Plbg & Htg Supply House in Cleveland. One day I show up and there are two cop cars in the parking lot. When I walk in the regular Lot Security Guard is sitting there crying and I mean actually blubbering...that supposedly two black guys had jumped him and the only thing they stole was his gun.

  Why did you have to point out the fact that they were black? I'll answer: because you're ignorant and racist.
• Tiernan

  Nooo... its because the guy crying said "two black guys jumped me." and that was part of the story. NSTFU.
• Gblock

  sometimes i dont always lock my doors in my driveway i know its stupid but anyway i got in my car the other day to go to work and it smells like smoke(i dont smoke) and there are ashes on the seat. apparently someone sat in my car for a while and smoked a cig or black and mild and didnt disturb anything. but they might have got my phone charger(left the car charger)unless i just cant find it not sure about that.
  
  At my school this crackhead broke into two cars and took their gps...went across the street and pawned them for 20 bucks and gave a copy of his ID...what a moron
  what is wrong w people?
• Glory Days

  

  Gblock;1261734 wrote:
  At my school this crackhead broke into two cars and took their gps...went across the street and pawned them for 20 bucks and gave a copy of his ID...what a moron
  what is wrong w people?

  crack