Small Scale 1st World Problems

• xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

  

  Save the best bite of food for last-->too full to eat it.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  xKoToVxSyNdRoMe;1260901 wrote:Save the best bite of food for last-->too full to eat it.

  
  I know this feel
• SportsAndLady

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1260911 wrote:I know this feel

  That feel is not a good feel
• FatHobbit

  

  I went shopping for some new dockers last night. The place was a mess and all the pants were out of order and in piles, so I start at the front and go left to right and work my way back so I don't miss anything. My wife kept saying "hey honey, come look at this" and I would go look and invariably they would not be my size and I would have to start over. God damn! she knows what size pants I wear. Why was that so difficult? No, they can not be 2" shorter than what I normally wear. I would look like Urckel. And I probably could go 2" bigger around the waste, but I'm not ready to concede that yet.
• Fab4Runner

  

  Sykotyk;1260416 wrote:My dad doesn't like cheeseburgers, but likes getting the double cheeseburgers at Burger King or the JBC at Wendys. Every time, they throw a fit if he says no cheese. So, we ask for it 'on the side'. Which means they have to use another wrapper to put the cheese in to give to him.
  
  What's really funny was Burger King's savants sometimes microwave the cheese wrapped in its own wrapper.

  I get hamburgers from fast food restaurants all the time and never really have an issue. They mess it up once in a while, but they never throw a fit when I actually order it.
• Ironman92

  

  FatHobbit;1261052 wrote:I went shopping for some new dockers last night. The place was a mess and all the pants were out of order and in piles, so I start at the front and go left to right and work my way back so I don't miss anything. My wife kept saying "hey honey, come look at this" and I would go look and invariably they would not be my size and I would have to start over. God damn! she knows what size pants I wear. Why was that so difficult? No, they can not be 2" shorter than what I normally wear. I would look like Urckel. And I probably could go 2" bigger around the waste, but I'm not ready to concede that yet.

  
  Hard to find those 44/29's
• Sonofanump

  Ironman92;1261074 wrote:Hard to find those 44/29's

  Nice.
• FatHobbit

  

  Ironman92;1261074 wrote:Hard to find those 44/29's

  Do you know how dumb I would look wearing 44/27's?
• Heretic

  

  I have a co-worker who lets her young kid pick out the ring tone for her cell phone. Since they might be the most annoying family in the world (at least her and the young kid...don't see older kid or husband enough to know if they're on that "shoot. them. now." level), this means whenever her phone goes off, I hear an annoying sound and want her dead.
• Ironman92

  

  FatHobbit;1261094 wrote:Do you know how dumb I would look wearing 44/27's?

  
  Lol...reps if I did them
• Sykotyk

  

  Fab4Runner;1261058 wrote:I get hamburgers from fast food restaurants all the time and never really have an issue. They mess it up once in a while, but they never throw a fit when I actually order it.

  If you order a hamburger, they'll give it to you. Ask for a menu item that comes with cheese and ask for it without, and they throw a fit.
  
  For instance, McDonald's had a deal where their cheeseburgers were 50 cents each (this was a while ago, some anniversary promotion), but if you ask for without cheese, they want to charge you the regular hamburger price is more. I'm paying them not to sell me something. That's absurd.
• Devils Advocate

  

  
• GOONx19

  

  Sand blew onto my beach towel.
• xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

  

  Devils Advocate;1261324 wrote:

  I hate it when sheds jump in front of me when I'm trying to fly.
• brutus161

  

  KFC got rid fo Snackers, and replaced them with Chicken Littles.
• friendfromlowry

  I started working night shift five weeks ago and when I have a day off I cant sleep worth shit (hence this post right now)
• like_that

  

  I had to stand up on the metro this morning for an extended period of time.
• WebFire

  Windows 8 sucks.
• O-Trap

  

  Ironman92;1261074 wrote:Hard to find those 44/29's

  
  42/34s are legitimately difficult to find.
  
  Today:
  The camera on my cell phone stopped working.
  The gas station was out of starlight mints.
  I was $0.02 short of being able to pay cash for my morning Red Bull.
• Ironman92

  

  The Reds aren't on TV!
• Gblock

  was at a tailgate and offered a coney dog...it was chilli beans w no meat...gross i like my coneys w ground beef and topped w cheddar cheese. carry on
• Iliketurtles

  

  Gblock;1273948 wrote:was at a tailgate and offered a coney dog...it was chilli beans w no meat...gross i like my coneys w ground beef and topped w cheddar cheese. carry on

  Did you throw it on the ground???
• Gblock

  Iliketurtles;1273998 wrote:Did you throw it on the ground???

  i def didnt eat it i subtly threw it away when i got my next beer...it was gross all soggy and messy...if they would have said chili dog i would clearly said no...where im from coney dog is absolutely different from a chilidog...
• O-Trap

  

  My brother-in-law just bought a television. It's bigger than mine.
• that_guy

  The company that picks up my garbage only takes payment by check. Apparently they haven't discovered that it's 2012 and automatic payments are the standard. They actually want me to find my checkbook, write a check, put it in an envelope, find a stamp and mail it. They might as well expect me to get in my horse and buggy to drop the payment off at their office. I typically won't do business with companies with such ancient payment requirements, but they are my only option for garbage pick up....