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Some of you need to stage your own bigfoot hoax!

  • Fab1b
    http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-hoaxer-killed-accident-121533221.html

    Dope! Now get out there and do your best Squatch impressions folks!
    A Montana man was struck and killed by cars Sunday night while trying to hoax a Bigfoot sighting. The Montana Highway Patrol reported that Randy Lee Tenley of Kalispell was pronounced dead at the scene on U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell after being hit by two cars consecutively.
    Tenley was wearing a military-style ghillie suit, which is a type of camouflage that resembles vegetation or foliage. Police interviewed Tenley's friends to determine why he would be wearing a full-length dark ghillie suit in the right-hand lane of the highway at night, and were apparently told of Tenley's nocturnal Bigfoot-inspired mischief.
  • Rotinaj
    Darwin award nominee for sure.
  • gut
    How do we know it wasn't actually Bigfoot? Seems like a pretty good cover-up story.

    And how do you get struck by consecutive cars?

  • Fab1b
    ^damn