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My dog just ate a booger

  • THE4RINGZ
    Sitting here watching some television with my dog (Fancy a Fox Terrier) on my lap, suddenly I let two big sneezed loose. On the second sneeze a dime sized nose nugget flies out of my nose and lands on my thigh.

    Prior to me being able to grab a tissue and dispose of it properly, the dog licks it up and eats it.

    Cue the cool story Bro responses.
  • mcburg93
    Good dog.
  • SnotBubbles
    I have my kids trained to do the same thing.
  • Devils Advocate
    A buddy of mine swears his dog ate a used rubber out of the trash can in the bathroom. swears to this day that he shit a turd that looked like a smoked sausage,
  • Steel Valley Football
    THE4RINGZ;1248921 wrote:Sitting here watching some television with my dog (Fancy a Fox Terrier) on my lap, suddenly I let two big sneezed loose. On the second sneeze a dime sized nose nugget flies out of my nose and lands on my thigh.

    Prior to me being able to grab a tissue and dispose of it properly, the dog licks it up and eats it.

    Cue the cool story Bro responses.
    We know you're lying. You put the booger on your balls so the dog could lick it off.

    Boogers: The New Peanut Butter. ;)
  • gerb131
    Pineapple juice should stop that.
  • BRF
    Steel Valley Football;1249091 wrote:You put the booger on your balls so the dog could lick it off.
    I LOL'd.
  • Curly J
    BRF;1249581 wrote:I LOL'd.
    But was his dog Balls Deep or only tongue deep?
  • said_aouita
  • BRF
    ^^^^Winner winner, chicken dinner! :thumbup:
  • Steel Valley Football
    I bought his mom that bra not long ago.