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Spider Man - is he strong?

  • Steel Valley Football
    And, if so, why?

    Reps to anyone who can give me the right answer.
  • like_that
    Because of your mom.
  • Mikey McD
    like_that;1247325 wrote:Because of your mom.
    Reps.
  • Rotinaj
    No.
  • Steel Valley Football
    like_that;1247325 wrote:Because of your mom.

    Closest answer so far, but, wrong.
  • mella
    He's got spider strength so he can lift objects Up to ten tons. Because of his spider bite.

    I would paste a link but i'm not sure how to on this IPad.
  • thePITman
    He's strong. Army strong.
  • said_aouita
    Stopping a train means you are strong.
  • Mister Twister
    Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood!!!
  • Steel Valley Football
    Mister Twister;1247700 wrote:Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood!!!

    DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

    We have a winner !!


    Good job, Mister Twister. I was hoping someone here was close to my age. :)
  • Steel Valley Football
    mella;1247552 wrote:He's got spider strength so he can lift objects Up to ten tons. Because of his spider bite.

    I would paste a link but i'm not sure how to on this IPad.
    said_aouita;1247564 wrote:Stopping a train means you are strong.

    This may all be true guys.....but smart like Mister Twister you are NOT! ;)
  • thavoice
    Really..ya should be giving neg reps out for anyone who would know this.

    Did you find this out while you were at comiccon?
  • Steel Valley Football
    thavoice;1247728 wrote:Really..ya should be giving neg reps out for anyone who would know this.

    Did you find this out while you were at comiccon?

    The answer was inside your mom's anus this whole time.
  • thavoice
    Steel Valley Football;1247731 wrote:The answer was inside your mom's anus this whole time.
    Um. OK.

    Your momma jokes the best ya got?
  • fish82
    thavoice;1247752 wrote:Um. OK.

    Your momma jokes the best ya got?
    Yeah, but throwing in the anus kinda kicks it up a notch.
  • Steel Valley Football
    thavoice;1247752 wrote:Um. OK.

    Your momma jokes the best ya got?

    *mama
  • Steel Valley Football
    fish82;1247782 wrote:Yeah, but throwing in the anus kinda kicks it up a notch.

    We can all throw it in her anus.
  • Heretic
    fish82;1247782 wrote:Yeah, but throwing in the anus kinda kicks it up a notch.
    This = Truth
  • said_aouita
    Steel Valley Football;1247726 wrote:This may all be true guys.....but smart like Mister Twister you are NOT! ;)
    Does not count when you answer your own question.
  • Steel Valley Football
    said_aouita;1247856 wrote:Does not count when you answer your own question.
    wuh?
  • said_aouita
    Steel Valley Football;1248184 wrote:wuh?
    ip's match
  • Steel Valley Football
    said_aouita;1248257 wrote:ip's match

    Wow, really? Ask any mod to check. Dare I say....you're not very bright (if serious).
  • said_aouita
    Steel Valley Football;1248271 wrote: Dare I say....you're not very bright (if serious).
    Not bright is accurate but still never serious.
  • martyirish
    I say yes but smell isn't everything
  • Steel Valley Football
    martyirish;1248446 wrote:I say yes but smell isn't everything

    Will graduate to mama jokes within the next two grades.