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Think we can hit 1,000,000 posts by 11/09/11? (2nd anniversary)

  • ernest_t_bass
    Glory Days;899356 wrote:whats funny is that this thread is basically the same as all the other threads, just merged together.
    Your mom's merged together.
  • Glory Days
    ernest_t_bass;899366 wrote:Your mom's merged together.
    prove it
  • hasbeen
    If a woman falls down in the woods, why wasn't she in the kitchen?
  • Glory Days
    pnhasbeen;899395 wrote:If a woman falls down in the woods, why wasn't she in the kitchen?
    what if the kitchen is in the woods?

  • Rotinaj
    Do you like fishsticks?
  • Thread Bomber
    I ate some tuna today...... Smelled just like pussy.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Thread Bomber;899691 wrote:I ate some tuna today...... Smelled just like ****.
    I ate some shit today ...... Smelled just like tuna.
  • chicago510
    DeadliestWarrior34;899696 wrote:I ate some shit today ...... Smelled just like tuna.
    wut?
  • Thread Bomber
    Wow,,,, You eating cat shit?
  • dwccrew
    Glory Days;898949 wrote:Taste like grandma.
    Oh you.
    ernest_t_bass;899366 wrote:Your mom's merged together.
    Oh snap.
  • sportchampps
    You should get a domain name from godaddy.com
  • BRF
    How do you pronounce the word "havoc"? I like to put emphasis on the second syllable by saying "have-OCK". I was actually chided by someone the other day who insisted that I say "Have-ick". Who cares how I say it? Who care at all? ;-)
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    I killed a man with a trident.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Hungry...
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    The clown has no penis
  • THE4RINGZ
    Midget porn.
  • j_crazy
    Can I smell your pussy?

    No?

    Oh it must your feet.
  • Curly J
    BRF;899906 wrote:How do you pronounce the word "havoc"? I like to put emphasis on the second syllable by saying "have-OCK". I was actually chided by someone the other day who insisted that I say "Have-ick". Who cares how I say it? Who care at all? ;-)
    I've always said 'Have-ick'. Then again Hellen Keller would look at me right now and think I'm fucking stupid.
  • BRF
    THE4RINGZ;900090 wrote:Midget porn.
    Not to hijack the thread, but have you seen the new facade for Mrs. J's?
  • Gardens35
    $3.48 in Westerville.
  • BRF
    Gardens35;900119 wrote:$3.48 in Westerville.
    I have these bumble bees that like to drill holes in the bottom of my upper beams of the pool house in my back yard. I like to stand under there and swat them down with my hat and then stomp them before they can recover. So far: BRF-25, Bees-0. (It is really quite amazing how those bees drill those holes)
  • Curly J
    BRF;900151 wrote:I have these bumble bees that like to drill holes in the bottom of my upper beams of the pool house in my back yard. I like to stand under there and swat them down with my hat and then stomp them before they can recover. So far: BRF-25, Bees-0. (It is really quite amazing how those bees drill those holes)
    All you need to make it better is a six pack.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    I drive a Dodge Stratus!
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Gator's bitches wear jimmies!
  • BRF
    Curly J;900155 wrote:All you need to make it better is a six pack.
    For once in your life you are wrong. ;-).....12 pack!