What Does He Mean?

• RecentlyDivorcedHottie22

  All right so I am hanging out with this guy the other night from Darby. Let it be known I am recently divorced, and when I say recently, I mean less than 6 months out of it, so basically I am looking to get plowed. Anyway we were sorta just chilling and shooting the shit, but all I could think of was getting banged, so I started out with playing a movie, which should have been a first sign to him smh.
  
  It was my idea to hang out, and since he is a sensitive idiot I told him I am not looking into anything serious right now. This basically means I want to get fucked without any strings attached to it. Isn’t this what most guys want? WTF is wrong with this kid?
  
  We are watching the movie, and I am starting to think this kid has a vagina, because he hasn’t made one single move. So, I decide to make the first move with him, and get “cozy” with him. The fat fuck finally decides to kiss me, which was ok because I thought it was going to lead to a penis in my vagina…. I was wrong, that’s all he decided to do, and ends up leaving after. I was thinking was I not fucking obvious enough? So the next day, I decided to make it even more clear, and I send him a text I don’t want anything serious BUT I would still like to do it AGAIN, because last night wasn’t bad (which it was because the dumb fuck didn’t catch on to any obvious signs).
  
  I guess what I am asking here is what the fuck is wrong with the guy’s problem, and what does he mean? I am giving him another chance because I really need to be plowed on the rebound. Do you think he has a small penis, or is he afraid of wet vagina? I don’t know how else I can make it clearer, except to tell him I want to get fucked. Hopefully he doesn’t cry after we fuck though.
• friendfromlowry

  Hahahahahahaha
• ernest_t_bass

  

  RecentlyDivorcedHottie22;868338 wrote:I was wrong, that’s all he decided to do, and ands up leaving after.

  
  You misspelled "ends."
• sleeper

  

  He'll probably cry, good luck,
• Bigred1995

  

  LOL! Awesome!
• SportsAndLady

  

  
• THE4RINGZ

  

  
• BR1986FB

  Get a gigolo, toots. From this guys past history I get the feeling he'd fall into a pile of tits and come out sucking his thumb.
• Heretic

  

  The trials of Darby: Making it easy for everyone to give out reps to others for lol-worthy comments.
• GoPens

  

  I think you've finally, successfully chased Darby away from this site.
• 4cards

  

  ^^^^^^^^
  
  ...Never happen, and I'm glad he's here.
  
  He makes me feel my life (as fuck..ed up as it is) seem perfectly normal.
• like_that

  

  Darby brought it upon himself.
• ytownfootball

  

  This has vbookie written all over it.
• Jughead

  

  GoPens;868397 wrote:I think you've finally, successfully chased Darby away from this site.

  He's been posting over in the College Football section. Maybe we should move this thread there.
  

  SportsAndLady;868362 wrote:

  
  Well played, OP. Well played.
• gut

  Probably a virgin and not going to be able to provide decent rebound sex. Kick him to the curb.
• tcarrier32

  

  
• ernest_t_bass

  

  tcarrier32;868485 wrote:

  
  Holy shit, that is hilarious.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  
• tcarrier32

  

  ^^ jesus christ, thats kinky.
  
  
• Little Danny

  

  RecentlyDivorcedHottie22;868338 wrote:I was wrong, that’s all he decided to do, and ands up leaving after. .

  
  ccrunner?
• Iliketurtles

  

  I was hoping someone would do this. Fucking awesome well done OP.
• Early Cuyler

  

  Instant classic!
• Tigerfan00

  

  Did she ask "WTF is wrong with this kid?"
  
  teacher hooking up with a student?
• ts1227

  

  If you guys don't give the thread starter enough rep to be at the next rep level by midnight, I'm banning you all.
• GoPens

  

  ernest_t_bass;868489 wrote:

  Here comes another letter from Google...