Coach Tressel's best quote yesterday...

• ts1227

  

  peoplerfunny wrote: Reporter..."Tell us how you stopped Oregon's high octane offense ?"
  
  Tressel..."Well, we have an high octane defense".
  
  Great comeback

  Eh, that's more of avoiding the question. Should have mentioned something about his insanely good defense.
  
  Also, up until the past few games saying OSU had a high octane offense was a lie.
  
  Now, Tressel and Pryor have pulled their heads out of their respective asses in hindsight, but to answer that question before the game should have been focused on their insane D.
• charliehustle14

  ts1227 wrote:

  peoplerfunny wrote: Reporter..."Tell us how you stopped Oregon's high octane offense ?"
  
  Tressel..."Well, we have an high octane defense".
  
  Great comeback

  Eh, that's more of avoiding the question. Should have mentioned something about his insanely good defense.
  
  Also, up until the past few games saying OSU had a high octane offense was a lie.
  
  Now, Tressel and Pryor have pulled their heads out of their respective asses in hindsight, but to answer that question before the game should have been focused on their insane D.

  Maybe you're drunk or something, but he did mention something about his defense.
  
  'Well, we have a high octane defense.'
• hoops23

  

  ts1227 wrote:

  peoplerfunny wrote: Reporter..."Tell us how you stopped Oregon's high octane offense ?"
  
  Tressel..."Well, we have an high octane defense".
  
  Great comeback

  Eh, that's more of avoiding the question. Should have mentioned something about his insanely good defense.
  
  Also, up until the past few games saying OSU had a high octane offense was a lie.
  
  Now, Tressel and Pryor have pulled their heads out of their respective asses in hindsight, but to answer that question before the game should have been focused on their insane D.

  LOL, reading fail.
• charliehustle14

  LTrain23 wrote:

  ts1227 wrote:

  peoplerfunny wrote: Reporter..."Tell us how you stopped Oregon's high octane offense ?"
  
  Tressel..."Well, we have an high octane defense".
  
  Great comeback

  Eh, that's more of avoiding the question. Should have mentioned something about his insanely good defense.
  
  Also, up until the past few games saying OSU had a high octane offense was a lie.
  
  Now, Tressel and Pryor have pulled their heads out of their respective asses in hindsight, but to answer that question before the game should have been focused on their insane D.

  LOL, reading fail.

  That's for damn sure. lol
• ts1227

  

  Yep, my drunk ass screwed up. I thought it said OFFENSE under Tressel's quote, which was why I was like "well, that makes about no sense at all, how is that a good comeback?"
  
  Turns out it was a good comeback, haha.
  
  I think it's time to pass out. Thanks for putting me in my place!
• ytownfootball

  

  Big Gain wrote: Jimmy the Greek was describing a shifty black NFL running back when he said something to the affect, "He runs like a little monkey."

  Jimmy the Greek was quoted after more than a few cocktails that the reason blacks were better athletes was because back in the slavery days "you put your big black man with your healthy black woman" something similar to that at least.
  
  What you're thinking of was Howard Cosell on Monday night football exclaiming "Look at that little monkey go!" I think it was on a kickoff return but can't be certain, anyway the ball carrier was black and it eventually cost him his job also.
• wildcats20

  

  Didn't come from the Vest, but Bollman had a good one at some point with ESPN.
  

  "We may be a pain in the ass again," he said.

  Referring to the fact that they only lose 6 total starters from this year's team.